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Need help with cold storage backup (update) strategy

2020.08.31 19:20 super_asshat Need help with cold storage backup (update) strategy

Hey fellow addicts,
I'm looking for guidance on how to best organize cold-storage backups and updating them later on. I apologize for the wall of text.
Premise:
What I've done so far:
What I need help with:
While technically I am good for the moment, I'd like to have a battle plan for updating the content when the time comes. I was hoping that my problem is generic enough that there's apps to help with, alternatively perhaps someone has an idea for a workflow to deal with it.
I'll be able to identify folders that have changed since this backup run by their dotfiles. While my script currently ignores subfolders for generating lists, it still writes dotfiles to all subfolders included in the backups (so at least in it's current form it's only useful for the initial backup run, which is now complete)
All but the last drive of each set (Movies / TV) are at 99% fill, so, for TV, updating likely means removing content from one drive and re-adding it onto another.
If there are no (good) suggestions, my fallback is to write a script that finds all (sub)folders that do not have a dotfile and produce a fresh list for the last hard drive (or eventually a new one) based on that.
This might be good enough for TV because
The downside is that content will then be split up on the backup drives (seasons for shows on different drives).
Even if you don't have any suggestions, I'd like to thank you taking the time to make it this far in the post :)
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Just wait until you hear about Cars 3
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I want to live in a world where there are several good choices, and we don't have to pick from two slightly different flavors of shit from a two-party system.
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A lot of you said on my blimp video (on my other account) that it’d be cool if I landed in the hot tub on the yacht, well we did it! I can’t count how many tries it took and I wasn’t able to dive like the other clip as I wasn’t getting far enough! So I had to just walk off
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2020.07.27 20:43 EcdadinYolu Ermeni Meselesi - Armenian Subject 1906-1918

To gain Source access, i recommend the Archive Materials on this page:
https://belgelerlegercektarih.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/armenian-violence-and-massacre-in-the-caucasus-and-anatolia-based-on-archives-kafkasya-ve-anadolu-da-ermeni-mezalimi-1.pdf
The Armenian Subject is complicated phenomenon that appeared in the end-times of the ottoman empire where the surrounding global powers tried to seperate the Ottoman Empire from the outside and from the inside through Rebelions.
Esepcially Russia who succesfully invaded the eastern Part of the Ottoman Empire (because the Semi-Ottoman Government hijacked by the Comitee of Union and Progress made unoptimal Decisions as the Sarikamis Disaster ordered by Enver Pasa) with their Armenian Rebells Armenian created an "Armenian Uprising" in times of the 1.World War where with Russian and French support the Armenians belived to get a large country if the ottoman empire is defeated and so they attacked the villiages and civil infrastructure in 15. April 1915 Van and Bitlis and russians occupied the cities.
https://i.imgur.com/yKM7d2G.png
The Ottoman Administration decided a counter measure against these Rebellions and ordered to DEPORT Armeniens to Syria and Sehr-i Zor
The Ottoman Order on 29. April 1915:
SOURCE MATERIAL:
"Osmanli hükümeti 29 Nisan 1915’te vilayetlere yolladigi talimatnamede tehcirle ilgili su emri vermistir :
”Ermenilerin bulunduklari mahallerden çikarilarak tayin edilen mintakalara sevklerinden hükümetin bekledigi gaye, bu unsurun hükümet aleyhine faaliyetlerde bulunmalarini ve bir Ermenistan hükümeti teskili hakkindaki millî emellerini takib edemiyecek bir hale getirilmelerini temin esasina matuf olup, masum kisi ve sahislarin imhasi hedeflenmediginden, sevkiyat esnasinda kafilelerin can emniyeti saglanmali ve muhacirin tahsisatindan sarfiyat yapilarak iaselerine ait her türlü tedbir alinmalidir. …Daha önce de teblig edildigi üzere asker aileleriyle, ihtiyaç nisbetinde sanatkâr, Protestan ve Katolik Ermenilerin sevkedilmemesi hükümetçe kesin olarak kararlastirilmistir. Kafilelere saldiriya ve bilhassa gasb ve hiss-i hayvaniyelerine maglup olarak irza geçmeye tesebbüs edenlerle, bunlara ön ayak olan jandarma ve memurlar hakkinda gecikmeksizin kanunî tedbir alinarak, siddetle cezalandirilmali ve bu gibiler derhal azl edilerek Divan-i Harblere teslim edilmelidir. Bu gibi olaylarin tekrarindan vilâyet ve sancaklarin yetkililerinin sorumlu tutulacagi beyan olunur”
There is not a single word that commands the executive force to do ethnic cleansing. It was an Order to Deport Armeniens to their Regions like Jerewan and if they didn't comply, force was used to create a forced march, again this Step was taken after they invaded ottoman villiages with the russians, force was used.
There was not a command to annihilate a specific ethnicity for what reasons possible, it was a mass deportation Order after armenien rebellion against ottomans, some may call it death march for certain ways but it was a step taken in War and while being right.
http://www.eglencelitarih.com/?Syf=26&Syz=418032
"“Talat ve Enver Pasa, hemen harp baslar baslamaz, Ermenilerin düsman tarafini tutmalari, bilhassa Osmanli ordusuna karsi düsmanca girisimlerde bulunmalari halinde siddetli karsi önlemler alinacagi hususunda kesinlikle uyardi. Buna ragmen Ermeniler, Türklere karsi düsmanca faaliyetlerde bulunmaktan, bilhassa Türk silahli kuvvetlerine saldirmaktan geri kalmadilar. Baslangiçta çok sayida Ermeni asker, bazi Ermeni subaylari, baslarinda bir Ermeni milletvekili oldugu halde kaçip Rusya’ya gittiler. Bunlar, Rus hududunu geçen Ermenilerle birlikte Ermeni gönüllü alaylarina katildilar. Ruslarin safinda Türk hududunu geçerek Müslüman halka barbarca saldirilarda bulundular. Ermeni haydud çeteleri Osmanli ordusunun gerisine, ikmal kuvvetlerine, postalara ve bagimsiz birliklere hücum ettiler. Türk hükümeti ve ordusunun ileri gelenleri, Ermenilerin genel bir ayaklanmaya girisecekleri hususunda endise etmekte haksiz degildi. Gerçekten de bu isyan Nisan 1915’te Van’da patlak verdi”(Nejat Göyünç, “Türk Ermeni Iliskileri ve Ermeni Soykirimi Iddialari”, Ermeni Sorunu ve Bursa Ermenileri, Bursa 2000, s. 12)
  1. Dünya savasinin baslarinda Rusya ve Fransanin silah ve para yardimiyla teskilatlanan Ermeni çetecileri özellikle Çanakkale savasinin yasandigi günlerde Anadolu’da büyük bir isyana giristiler. Van’da gerçeklestirdigi isyanda çoluk çocuk binlerce masum sivil insani katlettiler. 15 Nisan 1915’te Van , Çatak ve Bitlis’te isyan çikartip karakollara ve sivillere saldirmislar,ve bunun sonucunda 16/17 Mayis 1915’te Ruslarin Van’i ele geçirmelerine neden olmuslardir. Ingiliz Albay Mark Sykes 3 Agustos 1915’te Kahire’deki Ingiliz kuvvetleri komutani Maxwell’e yolladigi raporda su ifadelere yer vermistir :"
While the Majority of Western Historians,Politicians and Armenian Apologists want to make it seem like the Russian Invaders together with their Seperatists were Angels that came from the Sky, how about we try and bring actual real light to the other Side?
Massacre and atrocities perpetrated by Armenians and Russians
According to writings sent from the provinces of Diyarbekir and Trabzon Armenians bandits and Russians assaulted muslim population, raped women, crammed in houses old people and small children and then burned them, profaned and destroyed mosques and saints’ sepulchres, grilled corpses cut into pieces and then forced the survivors to eat them.
3 Ş. 1334 (5. VI. 1916) Bâb-ı Âlî Dâhiliye Nezâreti Emniyyet-i Umûmiyye Müdîriyeti
Massacre perpetrated by the Russians against Muslim population in Van
According to a report drawn up and signed by the commander of the stationed Gendarmerie regiment Ali Cevad the mayor Abdurrahman, the retired army officer Lieutenant Recep and the deputy superintendant of police of Van, Zübeyr and the testimonies of those who escaped the atrocities "a woman from the village of Ağçakale while returning home after she had bought some necessary articles for a wedding was assaulted by Armenian from Aspashin, raped and her effects seized and handed over to the Armenian committe of the subdistrict of Havasor; this incident has been ascertained after thorough investigations _"on he date of 1330 during the months of december and january, 1331 in this year of war, the Armenians made an attack on the gendarmery outpost of the village Peli, attached to Gevaş and killed the whole guards of eight persons stationed there _"; in march of the year 1331 seven combatants fighting under the command of Bişar Çeto from Diyarbekir while going home on sick leave, were received as guests at Yedikilise, an Armenian establishment at a distance of one hour of walking from the administrative center of the provinces’ capital and were all of them assassinated and some of their bodies were found and together with two of the murderer apprehended, were handed over to the court of justice _" In a village of the subdistrict of Dir turned into slaughterhouse, a young girl in her attire was violated and her nipples cut off, she was uttering a soul rending cries and many little children in the neigborhood, were also massacred with their throats slit _
2 Ş. 1334 (4. VI. 1916)
Atrocities committed by the Russians and Armenians in the village of Aşnak of the Township of Reşadiye in Van
Russians and Armenians attacking the village of Aşnak in Van had committed savageries and atrocities upon its population, burning living women and children, tearing out the eyes of old and young men, openly violating young girls and choosing ten girl and women and after shutting them up in a room and at the night, while feasting and jeering stripped off their clothes and shouted: "Now perform your worship let's see how do you do it" forcing them to execute their will and then, while being raped and tortured they fell dead under rape and tortures.
16 Ş. 1334 (18. VI. 1916)
Atrocities perpetrated by the Armenians and Russians in the neigborhoods of Van
Armenians and Russians committed widespread atrocities in Van and its surroundings and according to the testimony of Firdevs living in Abbasağa quarter, the occupants murdered by torturing women, girls, aged muslims without distinction, ripping the helly of a pregnant women and extracting the young from the wombs to behead it, storming houses and killing the household after they had inflicted them tortures for hours; stripping off the clothes of a small male baby aged six and after cutting off his sexual parts they buchtered him, raping and violating muslim women and those who took refuge in an american foundation,desecrating cemeteries and exhuming buried corpses and profaning tombs of venerated persons by filling in filthes.
28 Ş. 1334 (30. VI. 1916)
Massacre of Muslim population during the occupation of Van and Bitlis
According to investigations made by the governorship of the sanjak of Mardin, the evidences given by muslims who escaped Armenian atrocities; Armenians and Russians killed and hacked the population including children and women who surrendered, throwing men, woman and children into earth oven for baking breads and burning them; the bandits of the kommitadji (armed Armenian brigands) Aremek killed the whole population of about eighty households of a village who had formerly surrendered. 29 Ş. 1334 (1. VII. 1916)
Atrocities perpetrated by Armenians and Russians against Muslims in Bitlis and Trabzon
During Russian occupation, Armenians and Russians with the aim of exterminating the Muslims living in the chief town of the subprefectures of Siirt and the sub-prefectures of Barzan, Sason and Kulp; in the plains of Muş, Malazgird, Bulanik, Hınıs, Pasinler, Eleşkird; in the mountains of Tifnik, Karaköy and Talori in the whole districts, villages and quarters of Van, Bitlis, Genç, Andak and Maçka, set about looting and massacring, setting fire to villages, cramming people in to haystrores and burning them alive; cutting off arms and legs of some children and men and then throwing them into the flames, violating girls and women, killing by knocking down with their rifles’ butts ailed sick people, trampling on living persons with their horses and putting them to swords, throwing on immigrants people shrapnels and letting them explode, seizing goods and chattels from their properties and after beating to death those refusing to give up their goods, sending them to jail and according to investigations made by officials hearing those who had escaped, mosques were converted into churches.
5 N. 1334 (6. VII. 1916)
Massacre perpetrated by the Armenians and Russians in the neigborhood of Hizan
Many women were skinned and then hanged on trees; men still living had their eyes torn up and then fastened to trees and used as shooting targets; small children cut in to pieces; women and girls violated and all killed to the last living one; heads severed, breasts cut and half lacerated small children handed over to their mothers. All the villages of the township of Uçum including the birth place of Bediduzzaman Saidi Kurdî were summoned to surrender, the convent of Dervishes in Hani and Gayda where disabled women, children and women, old people were crammed into was set on fire and burnt with their dwellers; the goverment building of Karasu was also burnt down; atrocities committed by Armenians surpass by far those committed by the Kurds and which were an object of recriminations on the part of the Armenians; all goods and chattels of the villages raided by the Armenians were seized and taken away; dismembered and disfigured human corpses were scattered here and there and the village presents the aspect of a charnel house. 14 N. 1334 (15. VII. 1916)
And this List of happenings can be continued to the point where it may now seem not so unreasonable for the Ottoman (CUP Government) to have given the order on 29.April 1915 to Deport these Rebells and all of their Supporters from Ottoman Territory and also kill the Seperasts who were activly involved in War.
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2020.07.17 16:29 Hamsterthedestroyer why do you follow me, oh btw here's the script of Shrek in Italian

Shrek
Scena 1
Narratore C’era una volta una Principessa bellissima, vittima però di un tremendo incantesimo che poteva essere spezzato solo dal primo bacio d’amore. Era rinchiusa in un castello, sorvegliato da un terribile drago sputafuoco. Molti cavalieri coraggiosi avevano tentato di liberarla da quella prigione, ma senza successo. Ella attendeva nella fortezza del dragone, nella stanza più remota della torre più alta il suo vero amore e il suo primo bacio di vero amore….
Shrek Si! Aspetta e spera! Che bella storia….
Gente1 E’ lì dentro. Prendiamolo
Gente2 Fermo: lo sai cosa può farti quel essere? Ti trita le ossa e ci fa il pane….
Shrek In verità gli orchi fanno cose peggiori: fanno un abito con la vostra pelle appena scuoiata, vi affettano il fegato, strizzano la gelatina dai vostri occhi….in effetti è squisita sui toast….
Gente1 Indietro, indietro bestia….
Shrek Ahhhhhh…….
Gente Ahhhhhh….…
Shrek A questo punto dovreste scappare…. Ricercate creature delle favole?
Guardia 1 I voli sono cancellati…. 20 pezzi per la strega…. Avanti un altro.
Ciuchino Non mi consegnare. Non sarò mai più testardo. Dammi un’altra possibilità…
Padrona Stai zitto!
Guardia 1 Cosa abbiamo qui?
Geppetto Un burattino di legno.
Pinocchio Non sono un burattino: sono un ragazzo vero!
Guardia 1 5 scellini per il giocattolo indemoniato, portatelo via…… avanti il prossimo. Che cosa avete?
Padrona Ecco, io ho un mulo parlante….
Guardia 1 Vale 10 scellini, se potete provarlo…….. ebbene?
Padrona Su, parla piccoletto….. Parla, zuccone ignorante….(Da un calcio al mulo)
Ciuchino Ahi! Ebbene si. Ma non mi prenderete, brutti idioti…. (Fugge inseguito)
Guardia 2 Inseguiamolo……(Appena le guardi vedono Shrek fuggono). Ehi, tu, orco…!
Shrek Si?
Guardia 2 Per ordine di Lord Farquad sono autorizzato a trarvi entrambe in arresto e a portarvi ….
Shrek Tu e….quale esercito?
Ciuchino Posso dirti una cosa? Sei stato una vera forza!
Shrek Stai dicendo a me?
Ciuchino Come gliele hai suonate… mi ha fatto davvero piacere vederlo….. ahhh, che bello essere liberi!
Shrek Allora perché non vai a festeggiare la libertà con i tuoi amici?
Ciuchino Ma …. Io non ce li ho gli amici! E non mi sogno di andar la da solo. Ehi, ho una idea: resterò con te. Sei una stupenda macchina da guerra verde.
Shrek Ahhhhhhhhhh
Ciuchino Oh, mamma mia, che spavento. Ma sai, se questa cosa non funzionasse li stenderesti lo stesso. Dammi retta: ti serve una scatola di mentine perché hai l’alito che puzza!!! Mi hai quasi bruciato i peli del naso…. Come quella volta che ho mangiato delle bacche marce. Quel giorno il mio sedere sparava gas a tutto spiano….
Shrek Perché continui seguirmi?
Ciuchino Adesso te lo spiego: io son tutto solo, i guai han preso il volo, mi sfottono soltanto……ma ci sono gli amici…..
Shrek Smettila di cantare! Non mi meraviglia che non hai nessun amico. Ascolta, piccolo ciuco, guardami bene: che cosa sono?
Ciuchino Ehhhh….un pennellone?
Shrek No! Sono un orco! Questo non ti disturba?
Ciuchino No, bello!
Shrek Davvero?
Ciuchino Davvero davvero. Come ti chiami?
Shrek Ehhhh…. Shrek
Ciuchino Shrek? Sai cosa mi piace di te? Quell’aria di non m’importa di cosa gli altri pensano di me…. Ma guarda la… chi vorrebbe vivere in un posto come quello?
Shrek Quello è il posto in cui vivo!
Ciuchino Oh! Ma è delizioso, una meraviglia. Sai, sei un grande arredatore. Stupefacente, date le tue modeste finanze. Non sei uno molto socievole, vero?
Shrek Mi piace la mia intimità!
Ciuchino Sai, anche a me. Questa è un’altra cosa che abbiamo in comune. Odio quando hai qualcuno tra i piedi. Speri che capisca ma non se ne va e piomba un grande silenzio imbarazzante…….. Posso restare con te?
Shrek Cosa?
Ciuchino Posso restare con te, per favore?
Shrek Naturalmente!
Ciuchino Davvero?
Shrek No!
Ciuchino Ti prego. Non voglio tornare li. Non sai cosa vuol dire essere considerati un mostro! Beh, forse lo sai. Ma perciò dobbiamo stare assieme. Tu devi farmi restare. Ti prego, ti prego
Shrek D’accordo, d’accordo, ma per una notte sola.
Ciuchino Grazie, sarà uno spasso, faremo notte fonda, ci scambieremo storielle da uomini e, quando sarà mattina, cucinerò…..ciambelle! Dov’è che dormo?
Shrek La fuori!
Ciuchino Ah…. Credo sia giusto. Io non conosco te, tu non conosci me…. La fuori penso che sia meglio…. Ci vado… buonanotte. Poi mi piace stare all’aperto, sono nato all’aperto
Scena 2
Shrek Ti avevo detto di startene la fuori!
Ciuchino Io sono qua fuori!
Shrek Ma chi c’è qua? Ehi, voi, cosa ci fate in casa mia? Andatevene subito! Coraggio. Forza, aria, andatevene dalla mia palude! Pussa via…..
Ciuchino Non guardare me, non li ho invitati io!
Pinocchio Non ci ha invitati nessuno! Siamo stati costretti a venire. Da Lord Farquad, ha firmato ingiunzione di sfratto…
Shrek E va bene, chi sa dirmi questo Farquad dove si trova?
Ciuchino Oh io! Io lo so dov’è!
Shrek Non è che qualcun altro sa dove trovarlo? Nessuno nessuno?
Ciuchino Io, io…. Ehi, scegli me, io, io
Shrek D’accordo, bene… attenzione voi, cosi delle favole. Non spaparanzatevi! Il vostro soggiorno è scaduto. Andrò a trovare questo Farquad all’istante e vi farò sloggiare dalla mia terra e tornare da dove siete venuti. (Urla di gioia dei personaggi)Tu, tu verrai con me.
Ciuchino E andiamo, questa è musica per le mie orecchie: Shrek e Ciuchino, due impavidi amici in una travolgente avventura in città. Mi piace…… Sulla strada ancora…. Impaziente di stare…… Sulla strada ancora….
Shrek Cosa ti ho detto riguardo al cantare?
Ciuchino Posso fischiare?
Shrek No
Ciuchino Posso canticchiare?
Shrek E sia…… a bocca chiusa!
Lord Farquad Vai vai vai, il più veloce che sai. Son Pan di Zenzero e acchiapparmi non potrai!... Ah, ah, ah… sei un mostro, tu e quella feccia di personaggi che sta avvelenando il mio mondo perfetto! Ora dimmi dove sono gli altri.
Zenzero Inzuppami!
Lord Farquad Ora la mia pazienza ha raggiunto il limite. Dimmelo o….
Zenzero No, i bottoni no. Non i miei bottoni gommosi. Parlerò. Tu conosci l’uomo focaccina…?
Guardia1 Mio signore, l’abbiamo trovato!
Lord Farquad Che cosa aspettate? Allora portatelo qui! …….. Specchio magico….
Zenzero Non dirgli niente!
Lord Farquad Zitto!.... sera… Specchio, specchio delle mie brame, non è forse questo il più perfetto di ogni reame?
Specchio Beh, tecnicamente non sei Re…
Lord Farquad Ah…. Guardia…. Dicevi?
Specchio Quello che intendo è che non sei re, ancora! Ma puoi diventarlo: devi solo sposare una principessa
Lord Farquad Continua
Specchio Allora, siediti e mettiti comodo, mio signore.. perché è il momento, questo, di conoscere le migliori scapolottine. Eccole qua! La scapolottina numero uno è una reclusa mentalmente plagiata di un regno molto molto lontano, le piacciono il sushi e l’idromassaggio a volontà. I suoi hobby, cucinare e rassettare per le sue due sorelle cattive. Signore e signori, Cene-rentola. La scapolottine numero due è una ragazza con la mantellina del paese delle favole. Anche se vive con sette uomini non è una ragazza allegra. Basta baciare le sue labbra morte e congelate per scoprire che si scalda subito. Coraggio, un bell’applauso per Bianca-neve. E infine, ma non meno importante, la scapolottine numero tre. È una rossa focosa che un drago sorveglia in un castello circondato da lava bollente. Ma questo non deve raffreddarti. È una bomba a cui piace la pigna colada e ballare la lambada. A te, per essere salvata, la principessa Fiona! Allora, quale scegli? La numero uno, la numero due o la numero tre? Confusione
Lord Farquad Va bene, la numero tre!
Specchio Lord Farquad, hai scelto la Principessa Fiona….
Lord Farquad Principessa Fiona, è perfetta. Devo solo trovare qualcuno che possa andare….
Specchio Devo solo dirvi di una cosina che accade di notte…
Lord Farquad Silenzio! Faro di questa Principessa Fiona la mia regina e Duloc avrà finalmente il perfetto re. Capitano raduni gli uomini migliori: noi daremo luogo ad un torneo d’armi.
Scena 3
Ciuchino Eccola, eccola li. Quella lì è Duloc. Te l’ho detto che la trovavo.
Shrek Allora, quello dev’essere il castello di Lord Farquad. Così alto, pensi serva a compensare qualcos’altro?............. entriamo…….. C’è calma, troppa calma. Dove sono gli abitanti?
Ciuchino Ehi, guarda lì. Per informazioni, tirare Canzoncina
Shrek Non azzardarti a canticchiarla o ti sculaccio!
Lord Farquad Questo campione avrà l’onore…. No,no… avrà il privilegio di partire per salvare la bellissima Principessa Fiona dall’infuocata fortezza del drago. Se, per qualche motivo il vincitore non avrà successo, il secondo arrivato prenderà il suo posto. E così via… alcuni potranno morire, ma è un sacrificio che sono pronto a fare. Che il torneo abbia inizio! …… cos’è quell’affare? È rivoltante!
Shrek Non siete molto gentile! È solo un ciuchino!
Lord Farquad Cavalieri ascoltate: colui che ucciderà l’orco verrà nominato campione. Prendetelo!
Shrek Non possiamo sistemare tutto con una bevuta? No? Allora si comincia! Battaglia
Lord Farquad Popolo di Duloc, il nostro campione! Congratulazione orco, hai vinto l’onore di imbarcarti in una nobile e grande impresa.
Shrek Impresa? Sto già affrontando un impresa. L’impresa di riavere la mia palude! La palude dove voi avete scaricato le creature delle favole.
Lord Farquad D’accordo orco, facciamo un patto. Affronta quest’impresa per me e riavrai la tua palude esattamente com’era. Fino all’ultimo limaccioso fungo ad ombrello!
Shrek Che tipo d’impresa? Chiude sipario
Ciuchino Dunque fammi capire bene: lotterai contro un drago e salverai una principessa solo per farti ridare da Farquad la tua palude dove non vivi da solo perché lui te l’ha riempita di fenomeni da baraccone. È proprio così?
Shrek Sai una cosa? Forse c’è un buon motivo per cui gli asini non parlano.
Ciuchino Avresti potuto sfoggiare il tuo repertorio, tritare un po’ di ossa per farci il pane…..sai, i soliti trucchi da orco…
Shrek Oh, so io cosa. Magari avrei potuto decapitare un intero villaggio, mettere le teste su un palo, prendere un coltello, squartargli le milze e bere i loro fluidi…. Così ti va a genio?
Ciuchino Eh…. No. Non direi…. No
Shrek Per tua informazione, gli orchi hanno dentro molte più cose di quanto tu creda.
Ciuchino Per esempio?
Shrek Per esempio….. gli orchi sono come le cipolle!
Ciuchino Puzzano?
Shrek Si…no!
Ciuchino Ti fanno piangere?
Shrek No
Ciuchino Ah… le lasci al sole, diventano marroni e poi spuntano i peletti bianchi?
Shrek Nooo! Strati, le cipolle hanno gli strati. Gli orchi hanno gli strati, le cipolle hanno gli strati! Capito? Tutti e due abbiamo gli strati.
Ciuchino Sai, non a tutti piacciono le cipolle… Torte! A tutti piacciono le torte! Anche le torte hanno gli strati!
Shrek Non mi interessa che cosa piace a tutti! Gli orchi non sono come le torte.
Ciuchino Sai cos’altro piace a tutti? Le lasagne! Hai mai conosciuto qualcuno a cui dici “Ehi, prendiamo le lasagne” e lui risponde “Non mi piacciono le lasagne”….
Shrek No! Ottusa e irritante bestia da soma in miniatura. Gli orchi sono come le cipolle. Fine della storia. Baci-baci!
Ciuchino Mmmm … le lasagne sono forse la cosa più deliziosa di questo accidenti di mondo… Ehi, hai un fazzoletto, anche di carta? Sto facendo un macello… basta la parola lasagne per farmi sbavare….
Ciuchino Uhhh, Shrek, sei stato tu? Amico, dovresti avvertire prima di spararne una, avevo la bocca aperta qui dietro.
Shrek Credimi ciuchino, se fossi stato io….saresti morto! Questo è zolfo, dovremmo esserci quasi… eccolo lì. Forza ciuchino, andiamo.
Ciuchino Sai quando dicevi che gli orchi hanno gli strati? Beh, ti faccio una confessione. Gli asini sudano le sette camice dalla paura!
Shrek Su, non mi dire che hai paura di un po’ di lava incandescente, un passettino minuscolo alla volta. Continua a muoverti e non guardare giù.
Ciuchino Continua a muoverti e non guardare giù….. Shrek, ho guardato giù! Voglio tornare indietro!
Shrek Ma ormai siamo a metà strada!
Ciuchino Si, ma so che quella metà è sicura!
Shrek E se faccio così, hai paura?
Ciuchino No ti prego Shrek, non fare così… Ohhh!
Shrek Molto bravo, Ciuchino, molto bravo.
Ciuchino Fico! Dov’è questa rottura di scatole con l’alito di fuoco?
Shrek Dentro, attende che noi la salviamo.
Ciuchino Parlavo del drago, Shrek!..... Hai paura? Perché avere paura con un drago in circolazione, che si pappa i cavalieri e arrostisce i loro destrieri…..
Shrek Fa silenzio. Ora va di la e vedi se trovi le scale…
Ciuchino Scale? Non cercavamo la principessa…?
Shrek La principessa sarà in cima alle scale, nella stanza più remota della torre più alta.
Ciuchino Come fai ad esserne sicuro?
Shrek L’ho letto in un libro una volta.
Ciuchino Ci sto. Tu pensa al drago, io penso alle scale. Ahh le trovo quelle scale, gli faccio il sederino rosso. Ehh si, dopo non sapranno più dove portano. ….. Le riduco a chiocciola….. Si sa, la vita è fatta a scale, c’è chi scende e c’è chi sale. Io le ho sempre salite. Vorrei avere un gradino qui ora, ci salirei sopra….. Ahhhhhh, Il dragooooo! …… Oh che denti lunghi che hai! Volevo dire, che denti abbaglianti! Lo so, te lo diranno tutti quelli che ti mangi, ma… sicuramente te li sbianchi perché non ho mai visto un sorriso così sfavillante e non è che sento una freschezza alla menta? E…. sai un’altra cosa? Sei…. Sei… un drago femmina! Perché tu trasudi bellezza femminile e … bella vorrei restare ma sono, sono….. Shrek, Shrek ....
Shrek Svegliati, sei tu la principessa Fiona?
Fiona Si, infatti. In attesa di un cavaliere così valoroso che possa salvarmi
Shrek Che cosa carina… ora andiamo!
Fiona Ma, essendo questo il nostro primo incontro, non dovrebbe essere un momento meravigliosamente romantico?
Shrek Si….! Scusa piccola, non c’è tempo. Andiamo a prendere il mio asino.
Fiona Un ciuco? Ma che razza di cavaliere siete voi? E non potreste recitarmi una poesia epica? Una ballata? Posso almeno sapere il nome del mio campione?
Shrek Shrek
Fiona Sir Shrek, vi prego di accettare questo omaggio in segno della mia gratitudine.
Shrek Grazie…
Fiona Ma non avete ucciso il drago?
Shrek E’ sulla mia lista delle cose da fare
Fiona Ma non è la procedura! Dovete affrontarlo, spada sguainata, vessillo al vento. Così hanno fatto gli altri cavalieri.
Shrek Si, prima di essere inceneriti
Ciuchino Penso bisognerà conoscersi bene prima…. Sai, io sono all’antica…… Siii, non voglio tuffarmi in….un rapporto fisico! Non sono pronto per un impegno di tale rilevanza. Prima dobbiamo cercare di conoscerci, magari come amici….
Shrek Scappa Ciuchino, a lui ci penso io…
Ciuchino Salve principessa
Fiona Ma lui parla!
Shrek Si. Il difficile è farlo stare zitto!
Scena 4
Fiona Ce l’avete fatta, mi avete salvata! Siete straordinario, siete meraviglioso , siete…….un tantino poco ortodosso, lo ammetto. Ma…. Il vostro gesto è grande, vi sarò eternamente riconoscente…… e dove andrebbe un audace cavaliere senza il suo nobile destriero. Potete togliervi l’elmo mio nobile cavaliere?
Shrek Ehmm.. no…
Fiona Perché no? E poi, come farete a baciarmi?
Shrek Cosa? Non c’era nel programma di lavoro!
Ciuchino Forse una gratifica?
Fiona No, è il destino! Vi avranno detto come va la storia: una principessa, chiusa in una torre e assalita da un drago, viene salvata da un audace cavaliere. E poi si scambiano il primo bacio di vero amore…
Shrek Con Shrek? Ferma ferma, per te Shrek è il vero amore?
Fiona Ecco… Si!
Shrek e Ciuchino ridono
Fiona Toglietevi quell’elmo! Subito!
Shrek Va bene, va bene. Calma, ai tuoi ordini, altezza.
Fiona Sei,…. Sei… un orco…
Shrek Ohhhh, ti aspettavi il principe azzurro, vero? Principessa, sono stato mandato a salvarti da Lord Farquad, chiaro? È lui quello che vuole sposarti!
Lord Farquad E perché non è venuto lui a salvarmi?
Shrek Ottima domanda, dovresti chiederglielo quando arriviamo lì.
Fiona Ma io dovevo essere salvata dal mio vero amore. Non da un orco e dal suo animaletto!
Ciuchino E tanti cari saluti al nobile destriero…
Shrek Senti, principessa, mi stai complicando il lavoro…
Fiona Puoi dire a Lord Farquad che se egli vuole salvarmi come si deve, attenderò il suo arrivo. Seduta qui!
Shrek Ehi, io non porto i messaggi a nessuno. Io faccio le consegne e basta!
Fiona Non oseresti….! Mettimi giù, o ne pagherai le conseguenze! Non è dignitoso, mettimi giù!
Ciuchino Allora, ecco un’altra domanda: tu sconfinferi ad una femmina ma lei non ti piace in quel“modo”. Come la smonti con gentilezza senza ferire i suoi sentimenti e senza finire croccante e pappato?
Fiona Basta che tu le dica che non è il tuo vero amore. Tutti lo sanno quello che accade quando uno incontra il vero amore… e il mio futuro sposo, Lord Farquad, come è fatto?
Shrek Beh, mettiamola così, principessa, di uomini della …. statura di Farquad si è….a corto, ormai!
Ciuchino Non lo so Shrek, c’è chi ha di lui una…bassa opinione!
Fiona Smettetela tutti e due! Siete soltanto invidiosi. Non potrete mai misurarvi con un grande condottiero come Lord Farquad.
Shrek Già, forse hai ragione. Ma prenderai tu le…misure quando lo vedrai, domani.
Fiona Domani? Voglio trovare un luogo per accamparci adesso!
Shrek E va bene, va bene. Possiamo fermarci qui.
Fiona Buonanotte a tutti.
Ciuchino Io non le capisco le femmine. Buona notte Shrek.
Lord Farquad Di nuovo, mostramela di nuovo specchio. Mostrami la principessa….perfetta…
Musica – Entra in scena Fiona che canta con uccellino che poi esplode. Esce di scena. Risveglio.
Ciuchino Si, lo sai che mi piace così… Ah piccola, si…fammi le coccole…
Shrek Ciuchino, svegliati, svegliati
Fiona Siamo partiti con il piede sbagliato, ieri. In fondo mi avete salvata.
Shrek Grazie. È meglio che ci incamminiamo… Rutto
Ciuchino Shrek! Non è il modo davanti a una principessa!
Fiona Rutto Grazie.
Shrek Lo sai? Non sei esattamente come pensavo.
Fiona Beh, forse non dovresti giudicare le persone prima di conoscerle…
Fiona Fermo, fermo! Cosa state facendo?
Robin Calmatevi, mon cherì. Sono il vostro salvatore e vi sto salvando da questa orribile.....BESTIA!
Shrek Ehi! Quella è la mia principessa. Trovatene un’altra.
Robin Ma per favore, mostro! Non vedi che sono un tantino occupato qui?
Fiona Senti bello, non so chi ti credi di essere…
Robin Ma certo, che scortese. Oh la la la …. Permettete di presentarmi. AMICI MIEI…. Ha ha ha
Cantato
Robin Io rubo ai ricchi per dare a chi non né ha.
Coro Con un piccolo guadagno, ma chi non lo fa?
Robin Io salvo damigelle belle. Vero raga?
Coro Vero, Monsieur Rou!
Robin Balliamo?! Donne e duelli e sono appagato.
Coro Ma non disdegno essere pagato. E poi…
Robin Se una donna ha paura qua dentro la radura
Coro E’ male, è male, è male
Robin Se la piglia la bestia io divento un criminale.
Coro E’ proprio un criminale, il suo cuore con la spada vuol trapassare.
Robin Tutti attenti a me che sto per cominciare.
Inizia la lotta
Fiona Andiamo
Shrek Orco mondo!
Shrek Eccola lì, principessa. Il tuo futuro ti aspetta.
Fiona Quella è Duloc?
Ciuchino Si, lo so. Shrek crede che per Lord Farquad sia una compensazione. Ossia credo io che…. Ahi!
Shrek Credo sia meglio che ci muoviamo.
Fiona Ma…. Shrek, sono preoccupata per Ciuchino. Insomma, guardalo, non ha un bell’aspetto.
Ciuchino Ma io mi sento bene! Sto una meraviglia!
Fiona Si, si, è quello che uno dice sempre. E poi….a un tratto….è sulla schiena! Morto!
Shrek Sai che ha ragione? Hai una faccia spaventosa! Ti vuoi sedere? Ti preparo un te?
Ciuchino Beh, insomma, non volevo dire niente…. Ho una fitta al collo e quando giro la testa, così, guardate, visto?...
Shrek Chi ha fame? Rimedio la cena…
Fiona Prendo la legna per il fuoco…
Ciuchino Ehi, dove andate? Oh accidenti, non mi sento più le dita. Ma io le dita non ce le ho! Ho bisogno di coccole…
Fiona Buono, ma che cos’è?
Shrek Topo di erbacce. Fatto a girarrosto
Fiona Non mi dire! Beh, è delizioso.
Shrek Sono ottimi anche nello stufato. Ora, non per vantarmi, ma mi viene benissimo, come lo faccio io..
Fiona Penso che mangerò diversamente domani sera….
Shrek Puoi venire a trovarmi, qualche volta, nella palude. Cucinerò per te: zuppa di rospo di palude, occhio di pesce alla tartara…. A tuo piacere.
Fiona Ci terrei tanto…
Ciuchino Però, non è romantico? Guardate la che tramonto!
Fiona Tramonto? È tardi. Devo andare a dormire! Buonanotte.
Ciuchino Beh, anche io avevo paura dl buio…. Ehi, io ho ancora paura del buio! Però ho capito sai? Tutte scuse, quelle di fermarsi. Tu e la principessa, eh….?
Shrek Anche se fosse? Io sono un orco e lei una principessa!
Ciuchino Ehi, dove vai adesso?
Shrek A prendere dell’altra legna.
Ciuchino Parlerò io, alla principessa!
Scena 5
Ciuchino Principessa…. Dove sei?.... è spettrale, qui. Non gioco ai quattro cantoni, bada… Ahhhh Aiuto….. Shrek, Shrek…
Fiona Shhhh sono io in questo corpo, non avere paura…
Ciuchino Oh mio Dio, ti sei pappata la principessa. Mi senti principessa? Ascolta, continua a respirare! Ti tirerò fuori da lì. Shrek, Shrek
Fiona Sono io la principessa….
Ciuchino Principessa?... Cosa ti è successo? Sei….diversa!
Fiona Sono….brutta?
Ciuchino Sarà stato qualcosa che hai mangiato… l’avevo detto a Shrek che i topi non andavano bene. Sei quello che mangi, lo dico sempre…
Fiona No, sono sempre stata così da quando riesco a ricordarmi.
Ciuchino Che vuoi dire? Senti, non ti ho mai vista così, le altre volte!
Fiona Perchè mi succede solamente quando cala il sole. Di notte in un modo, di giorno in un altro. Questa sarà la norma, finche non riceverai il primo bacio d’amore. Allora avrai dell’amore la forma. È un incantesimo. Quando ero piccolina una strega mi fatto un incantesimo. Tutte le notti mi trasformo così, in questa orribile bestia.
Ciuchino Ma tu sei così solo di notte! Shrek è orrendo 24 ore al giorno!
Fiona Se io domani sposerò Lord Farquad l’incantesimo sarà spezzato!
Ciuchino Beh, sai, tu sei una specie di orchessa. E Shrek … avete moltissime cose in comune…
Fiona …insomma, dai, chi amerebbe una bestia così orrenda e rivoltante? Principessa e rivoltante non vanno d’accordo. Per questo non posso stare qui con Shrek. È il solo modo per rompere l’incantesimo. Prometti che non dirai a nessuno il mio segreto?
Ciuchino Va bene, prometto. Ma tu dovresti dirlo a Shrek! Me ne vado. So solo che alla fine della storia mi toccherà andare in analisi. Guarda, ho già il tic all’occhio!
Fiona Shrek, ho una cosa da dirti. Ma va tutto bene?
Shrek A meraviglia! Mai stato meglio di così.
Fiona Ho una cosa da dirti…
Shrek Non devi dirmi niente di niente, principessa. Ho sentito abbastanza ieri sera. È ho capito abbastanza: come hai detto tu chi potrebbe amare una orrenda e rivoltante bestia!
Fiona Credevo che per te non contasse…
Shrek Si invece…… Ah ecco, giusto in tempo!
Ciuchino Mi sono perso qualcosa?
Lord Farquad Principessa Fiona… bene, orco, ecco l’atto di proprietà della tua palude. Sgombrata, come da accordo. Prendilo e sparisci. Mia splendida creatura, chiedo la vostra mano… sarete la sposa perfetta per lo sposo perfetto?
Fiona Lord Farquad, io accetto. Ma sposiamoci oggi, prima che cali il sole.
Lord Farquad Eccellente, farò iniziare subito i preparativi. Prima è meglio è. Andiamo, c’è tanto da fare. Il rinfresco, la torta, la banda, la lista degli ospiti….
Fiona Addio Shrek!
Ciuchino Ma cosa fai, Shrek? La lasci andare via? Ho parlato con lei ieri sera…
Shrek Lo so! Vi ho sentiti! E visto che siete tanto amici perché non segui lei? Te l’avevo detto, vero? Tu a casa non ci torni. Io vivo da solo. La mia palude, io, nessun altro! Hai capito? Nessuno! Soprattutto inutili, patetici, fastidiosi muli parlanti!........ Cosa vuoi ancora?
Ciuchino Non ho ancora finito con te!
Shrek Ma io ho finito con te!
Ciuchino Lo sai? Con te è sempre io io io! Beh indovina un po’, adesso tocca a me! Perciò sta zitto e fa attenzione. Tu sei fetido con me, mi insulti sempre e non apprezzi niente di quello che faccio…
Shrek Se ritratto così male perché sei tornato?
Ciuchino Perché gli amici fanno così, si perdonano l’un l’altro!
Shrek Hai ragione ciuchino. Io ti perdono…..di avermi pugnalato alle spalle!
Ciuchino Sei talmente ricoperto di strati, cipollino, di avere paura dei tuoi sentimenti.
Shrek Vattene!
Ciuchino Ecco che lo rifai. Proprio come con Fiona. E a lei tu piacevi. Magari ti amava!
Shrek Mi amava? Ha detto che sono orrendo! Una creatura rivoltante. Vi ho sentiti mentre parlavate!
Ciuchino Non si stava riferendo a te. Si riferiva a …..Qualcun altro…
Shrek Non si stava riferendo a me? Beh allora di chi stava parlando?
Ciuchino Niente da fare, io non fiato
Shrek Ciuchino ….. mi dispiace. Credo di essere solo un grosso stupido orrendo orco, vuoi perdonarmi?
Ciuchino Gli amici servono a questo vero?
Shrek Vero. Allora amici. Ma…. Cosa ha detto Fiona di me?
Ciuchino Perché lo chiedi a me? Chiedilo a lei!
Shrek Ohhh! Le nozze! Presto….
Ciuchino Non ti preoccupare, ho portato i rinforzi… deve essere il mio magnetismo animale…
Shrek Oh…. Ciuchino, vieni qui
Ciuchino Va bene, va bene, non fare lo smielato. Non mi piacciono i leccameli. Andiamo.
Vescovo Popolo di Duloc, siamo qui riuniti oggi per essere testimoni dell’unione del nostro nuovo re..
Fiona Non si può passare direttamente al Si?
Ciuchino Allora, vuoi farla bene questa cosa? c’è una frase che devi aspettare. Quando il prete dirà parlate ora o tacete per sempre tu dirai Io mi oppongo!
Shrek Non ho tempo per queste cose!
Ciuchino La ami questa donna, vero? La vuoi abbracciare? Compiacere? E allora dacci, dacci dentro con la tenerezza… alle donne piace questa brodaglia.
Shrek E va bene, ma piantala. Adesso controlla a che punto sono..
Ciuchino C’è tutto il paese! Sono sull’altare. Cassiopea, l’ha già detta!
Shrek Ohhh santo piripillo!.... Io mi oppongo!
Fiona Shrek?! Cosa ci fai qui?
Lord Farquad Già, cosa ci fai qui?
Shrek Devo parlarti!
Fiona Non ti pare un pochino troppo tardi?
Shrek Non devi sposare lui. Ti vuole solo perchè vuole diventare re. Lui non è il tuo vero amore.
Fiona E tu cosa ne sai del vero amore?
Shrek Beh, io…… insomma…..
Lord Farquad Questa è esilarante! L’orco si è innamorato della principessa… un solo bacio e vivremo sempre felici e contenti.
Fiona Shrek, è vero? Di notte in un modo, di giorno in un altro… volevo mostrartelo prima….
Shrek Beh, questo spiega tante cose.
Lord Farquad Guardie, prendeteli. Il matrimonio è valido, e questo fa di me un re! E riguardo a te, moglie mia, ti farò rinchiudere di nuovo in quella torre, per il resto dei tuoi giorni!
Ciuchino Serve una mano? Eccomi qua! Ho un drago qui, e non ho paura di usarlo. Sono un ciuco sull’orlo di una crisi di nervi.
Shrek Fiona, io ti amo.
Fiona Davvero?
Shrek Davvero davvero.
Fiona Ti amo anch’io.
Shrek Fiona, Fiona, stai bene?
Fiona Ecco… si…Ma non capisco, dovrei essere bellissima…
Shrek Ma tu sei bellissima!
Ciuchino Lo aspettavo da tanto questo lieto fine!
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2020.02.06 17:29 BelaLugosisShed Pasi Invaders - Aloita Peli

EDIT: I've been told in the comments that I've falled for a deliberate troll. Bugger!
I've searched for all the words of the band and the title and I haven't found anybody mention this at all, but please forgive me if I've just failed to notice, but a band called Pasi Invaders had a song called 'Subways' on an EP in 1983:
https://www.discogs.com/Pasi-Invaders-Aloita-Peli/release/14474814
I can't find any examples of what they sounded like, but they're listed as Post-Punk on Discogs. I feel sure they've already been ruled out, but just in case I thought I'd link to it here.
I also can't quite work out whether they're real or not - the picture used for them is the same as a computer game by a Finnish indie dev by the same name, whether that's because Discog just scrape a picture from the net if there's nothing uploaded I don't know. As Aloita Peli is Finnish for 'Start Game' it's possible it's a fake band put there by the devs/fans of the game as an in-joke.
Tracks 1 and 3 on there are the titles of songs by the Finnish punk band Ratsia, and are dated from 1980. So if this a real band the idea of them covering two songs by an older punk band would fit.
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2020.01.03 11:29 Hamsterthedestroyer Shreks script in italian

Shrek
Scena 1
Narratore C’era una volta una Principessa bellissima, vittima però di un tremendo incantesimo che poteva essere spezzato solo dal primo bacio d’amore. Era rinchiusa in un castello, sorvegliato da un terribile drago sputafuoco. Molti cavalieri coraggiosi avevano tentato di liberarla da quella prigione, ma senza successo. Ella attendeva nella fortezza del dragone, nella stanza più remota della torre più alta il suo vero amore e il suo primo bacio di vero amore….
Shrek Si! Aspetta e spera! Che bella storia….
Gente1 E’ lì dentro. Prendiamolo
Gente2 Fermo: lo sai cosa può farti quel essere? Ti trita le ossa e ci fa il pane….
Shrek In verità gli orchi fanno cose peggiori: fanno un abito con la vostra pelle appena scuoiata, vi affettano il fegato, strizzano la gelatina dai vostri occhi….in effetti è squisita sui toast….
Gente1 Indietro, indietro bestia….
Shrek Ahhhhhh…….
Gente Ahhhhhh….…
Shrek A questo punto dovreste scappare…. Ricercate creature delle favole?
Guardia 1 I voli sono cancellati…. 20 pezzi per la strega…. Avanti un altro.
Ciuchino Non mi consegnare. Non sarò mai più testardo. Dammi un’altra possibilità…
Padrona Stai zitto!
Guardia 1 Cosa abbiamo qui?
Geppetto Un burattino di legno.
Pinocchio Non sono un burattino: sono un ragazzo vero!
Guardia 1 5 scellini per il giocattolo indemoniato, portatelo via…… avanti il prossimo. Che cosa avete?
Padrona Ecco, io ho un mulo parlante….
Guardia 1 Vale 10 scellini, se potete provarlo…….. ebbene?
Padrona Su, parla piccoletto….. Parla, zuccone ignorante….(Da un calcio al mulo)
Ciuchino Ahi! Ebbene si. Ma non mi prenderete, brutti idioti…. (Fugge inseguito)
Guardia 2 Inseguiamolo……(Appena le guardi vedono Shrek fuggono). Ehi, tu, orco…!
Shrek Si?
Guardia 2 Per ordine di Lord Farquad sono autorizzato a trarvi entrambe in arresto e a portarvi ….
Shrek Tu e….quale esercito?
Ciuchino Posso dirti una cosa? Sei stato una vera forza!
Shrek Stai dicendo a me?
Ciuchino Come gliele hai suonate… mi ha fatto davvero piacere vederlo….. ahhh, che bello essere liberi!
Shrek Allora perché non vai a festeggiare la libertà con i tuoi amici?
Ciuchino Ma …. Io non ce li ho gli amici! E non mi sogno di andar la da solo. Ehi, ho una idea: resterò con te. Sei una stupenda macchina da guerra verde.
Shrek Ahhhhhhhhhh
Ciuchino Oh, mamma mia, che spavento. Ma sai, se questa cosa non funzionasse li stenderesti lo stesso. Dammi retta: ti serve una scatola di mentine perché hai l’alito che puzza!!! Mi hai quasi bruciato i peli del naso…. Come quella volta che ho mangiato delle bacche marce. Quel giorno il mio sedere sparava gas a tutto spiano….
Shrek Perché continui seguirmi?
Ciuchino Adesso te lo spiego: io son tutto solo, i guai han preso il volo, mi sfottono soltanto……ma ci sono gli amici…..
Shrek Smettila di cantare! Non mi meraviglia che non hai nessun amico. Ascolta, piccolo ciuco, guardami bene: che cosa sono?
Ciuchino Ehhhh….un pennellone?
Shrek No! Sono un orco! Questo non ti disturba?
Ciuchino No, bello!
Shrek Davvero?
Ciuchino Davvero davvero. Come ti chiami?
Shrek Ehhhh…. Shrek
Ciuchino Shrek? Sai cosa mi piace di te? Quell’aria di non m’importa di cosa gli altri pensano di me…. Ma guarda la… chi vorrebbe vivere in un posto come quello?
Shrek Quello è il posto in cui vivo!
Ciuchino Oh! Ma è delizioso, una meraviglia. Sai, sei un grande arredatore. Stupefacente, date le tue modeste finanze. Non sei uno molto socievole, vero?
Shrek Mi piace la mia intimità!
Ciuchino Sai, anche a me. Questa è un’altra cosa che abbiamo in comune. Odio quando hai qualcuno tra i piedi. Speri che capisca ma non se ne va e piomba un grande silenzio imbarazzante…….. Posso restare con te?
Shrek Cosa?
Ciuchino Posso restare con te, per favore?
Shrek Naturalmente!
Ciuchino Davvero?
Shrek No!
Ciuchino Ti prego. Non voglio tornare li. Non sai cosa vuol dire essere considerati un mostro! Beh, forse lo sai. Ma perciò dobbiamo stare assieme. Tu devi farmi restare. Ti prego, ti prego
Shrek D’accordo, d’accordo, ma per una notte sola.
Ciuchino Grazie, sarà uno spasso, faremo notte fonda, ci scambieremo storielle da uomini e, quando sarà mattina, cucinerò…..ciambelle! Dov’è che dormo?
Shrek La fuori!
Ciuchino Ah…. Credo sia giusto. Io non conosco te, tu non conosci me…. La fuori penso che sia meglio…. Ci vado… buonanotte. Poi mi piace stare all’aperto, sono nato all’aperto
Scena 2
Shrek Ti avevo detto di startene la fuori!
Ciuchino Io sono qua fuori!
Shrek Ma chi c’è qua? Ehi, voi, cosa ci fate in casa mia? Andatevene subito! Coraggio. Forza, aria, andatevene dalla mia palude! Pussa via…..
Ciuchino Non guardare me, non li ho invitati io!
Pinocchio Non ci ha invitati nessuno! Siamo stati costretti a venire. Da Lord Farquad, ha firmato ingiunzione di sfratto…
Shrek E va bene, chi sa dirmi questo Farquad dove si trova?
Ciuchino Oh io! Io lo so dov’è!
Shrek Non è che qualcun altro sa dove trovarlo? Nessuno nessuno?
Ciuchino Io, io…. Ehi, scegli me, io, io
Shrek D’accordo, bene… attenzione voi, cosi delle favole. Non spaparanzatevi! Il vostro soggiorno è scaduto. Andrò a trovare questo Farquad all’istante e vi farò sloggiare dalla mia terra e tornare da dove siete venuti. (Urla di gioia dei personaggi)Tu, tu verrai con me.
Ciuchino E andiamo, questa è musica per le mie orecchie: Shrek e Ciuchino, due impavidi amici in una travolgente avventura in città. Mi piace…… Sulla strada ancora…. Impaziente di stare…… Sulla strada ancora….
Shrek Cosa ti ho detto riguardo al cantare?
Ciuchino Posso fischiare?
Shrek No
Ciuchino Posso canticchiare?
Shrek E sia…… a bocca chiusa!
Lord Farquad Vai vai vai, il più veloce che sai. Son Pan di Zenzero e acchiapparmi non potrai!... Ah, ah, ah… sei un mostro, tu e quella feccia di personaggi che sta avvelenando il mio mondo perfetto! Ora dimmi dove sono gli altri.
Zenzero Inzuppami!
Lord Farquad Ora la mia pazienza ha raggiunto il limite. Dimmelo o….
Zenzero No, i bottoni no. Non i miei bottoni gommosi. Parlerò. Tu conosci l’uomo focaccina…?
Guardia1 Mio signore, l’abbiamo trovato!
Lord Farquad Che cosa aspettate? Allora portatelo qui! …….. Specchio magico….
Zenzero Non dirgli niente!
Lord Farquad Zitto!.... sera… Specchio, specchio delle mie brame, non è forse questo il più perfetto di ogni reame?
Specchio Beh, tecnicamente non sei Re…
Lord Farquad Ah…. Guardia…. Dicevi?
Specchio Quello che intendo è che non sei re, ancora! Ma puoi diventarlo: devi solo sposare una principessa
Lord Farquad Continua
Specchio Allora, siediti e mettiti comodo, mio signore.. perché è il momento, questo, di conoscere le migliori scapolottine. Eccole qua! La scapolottina numero uno è una reclusa mentalmente plagiata di un regno molto molto lontano, le piacciono il sushi e l’idromassaggio a volontà. I suoi hobby, cucinare e rassettare per le sue due sorelle cattive. Signore e signori, Cene-rentola. La scapolottine numero due è una ragazza con la mantellina del paese delle favole. Anche se vive con sette uomini non è una ragazza allegra. Basta baciare le sue labbra morte e congelate per scoprire che si scalda subito. Coraggio, un bell’applauso per Bianca-neve. E infine, ma non meno importante, la scapolottine numero tre. È una rossa focosa che un drago sorveglia in un castello circondato da lava bollente. Ma questo non deve raffreddarti. È una bomba a cui piace la pigna colada e ballare la lambada. A te, per essere salvata, la principessa Fiona! Allora, quale scegli? La numero uno, la numero due o la numero tre? Confusione
Lord Farquad Va bene, la numero tre!
Specchio Lord Farquad, hai scelto la Principessa Fiona….
Lord Farquad Principessa Fiona, è perfetta. Devo solo trovare qualcuno che possa andare….
Specchio Devo solo dirvi di una cosina che accade di notte…
Lord Farquad Silenzio! Faro di questa Principessa Fiona la mia regina e Duloc avrà finalmente il perfetto re. Capitano raduni gli uomini migliori: noi daremo luogo ad un torneo d’armi.
Scena 3
Ciuchino Eccola, eccola li. Quella lì è Duloc. Te l’ho detto che la trovavo.
Shrek Allora, quello dev’essere il castello di Lord Farquad. Così alto, pensi serva a compensare qualcos’altro?............. entriamo…….. C’è calma, troppa calma. Dove sono gli abitanti?
Ciuchino Ehi, guarda lì. Per informazioni, tirare Canzoncina
Shrek Non azzardarti a canticchiarla o ti sculaccio!
Lord Farquad Questo campione avrà l’onore…. No,no… avrà il privilegio di partire per salvare la bellissima Principessa Fiona dall’infuocata fortezza del drago. Se, per qualche motivo il vincitore non avrà successo, il secondo arrivato prenderà il suo posto. E così via… alcuni potranno morire, ma è un sacrificio che sono pronto a fare. Che il torneo abbia inizio! …… cos’è quell’affare? È rivoltante!
Shrek Non siete molto gentile! È solo un ciuchino!
Lord Farquad Cavalieri ascoltate: colui che ucciderà l’orco verrà nominato campione. Prendetelo!
Shrek Non possiamo sistemare tutto con una bevuta? No? Allora si comincia! Battaglia
Lord Farquad Popolo di Duloc, il nostro campione! Congratulazione orco, hai vinto l’onore di imbarcarti in una nobile e grande impresa.
Shrek Impresa? Sto già affrontando un impresa. L’impresa di riavere la mia palude! La palude dove voi avete scaricato le creature delle favole.
Lord Farquad D’accordo orco, facciamo un patto. Affronta quest’impresa per me e riavrai la tua palude esattamente com’era. Fino all’ultimo limaccioso fungo ad ombrello!
Shrek Che tipo d’impresa? Chiude sipario
Ciuchino Dunque fammi capire bene: lotterai contro un drago e salverai una principessa solo per farti ridare da Farquad la tua palude dove non vivi da solo perché lui te l’ha riempita di fenomeni da baraccone. È proprio così?
Shrek Sai una cosa? Forse c’è un buon motivo per cui gli asini non parlano.
Ciuchino Avresti potuto sfoggiare il tuo repertorio, tritare un po’ di ossa per farci il pane…..sai, i soliti trucchi da orco…
Shrek Oh, so io cosa. Magari avrei potuto decapitare un intero villaggio, mettere le teste su un palo, prendere un coltello, squartargli le milze e bere i loro fluidi…. Così ti va a genio?
Ciuchino Eh…. No. Non direi…. No
Shrek Per tua informazione, gli orchi hanno dentro molte più cose di quanto tu creda.
Ciuchino Per esempio?
Shrek Per esempio….. gli orchi sono come le cipolle!
Ciuchino Puzzano?
Shrek Si…no!
Ciuchino Ti fanno piangere?
Shrek No
Ciuchino Ah… le lasci al sole, diventano marroni e poi spuntano i peletti bianchi?
Shrek Nooo! Strati, le cipolle hanno gli strati. Gli orchi hanno gli strati, le cipolle hanno gli strati! Capito? Tutti e due abbiamo gli strati.
Ciuchino Sai, non a tutti piacciono le cipolle… Torte! A tutti piacciono le torte! Anche le torte hanno gli strati!
Shrek Non mi interessa che cosa piace a tutti! Gli orchi non sono come le torte.
Ciuchino Sai cos’altro piace a tutti? Le lasagne! Hai mai conosciuto qualcuno a cui dici “Ehi, prendiamo le lasagne” e lui risponde “Non mi piacciono le lasagne”….
Shrek No! Ottusa e irritante bestia da soma in miniatura. Gli orchi sono come le cipolle. Fine della storia. Baci-baci!
Ciuchino Mmmm … le lasagne sono forse la cosa più deliziosa di questo accidenti di mondo… Ehi, hai un fazzoletto, anche di carta? Sto facendo un macello… basta la parola lasagne per farmi sbavare….
Ciuchino Uhhh, Shrek, sei stato tu? Amico, dovresti avvertire prima di spararne una, avevo la bocca aperta qui dietro.
Shrek Credimi ciuchino, se fossi stato io….saresti morto! Questo è zolfo, dovremmo esserci quasi… eccolo lì. Forza ciuchino, andiamo.
Ciuchino Sai quando dicevi che gli orchi hanno gli strati? Beh, ti faccio una confessione. Gli asini sudano le sette camice dalla paura!
Shrek Su, non mi dire che hai paura di un po’ di lava incandescente, un passettino minuscolo alla volta. Continua a muoverti e non guardare giù.
Ciuchino Continua a muoverti e non guardare giù….. Shrek, ho guardato giù! Voglio tornare indietro!
Shrek Ma ormai siamo a metà strada!
Ciuchino Si, ma so che quella metà è sicura!
Shrek E se faccio così, hai paura?
Ciuchino No ti prego Shrek, non fare così… Ohhh!
Shrek Molto bravo, Ciuchino, molto bravo.
Ciuchino Fico! Dov’è questa rottura di scatole con l’alito di fuoco?
Shrek Dentro, attende che noi la salviamo.
Ciuchino Parlavo del drago, Shrek!..... Hai paura? Perché avere paura con un drago in circolazione, che si pappa i cavalieri e arrostisce i loro destrieri…..
Shrek Fa silenzio. Ora va di la e vedi se trovi le scale…
Ciuchino Scale? Non cercavamo la principessa…?
Shrek La principessa sarà in cima alle scale, nella stanza più remota della torre più alta.
Ciuchino Come fai ad esserne sicuro?
Shrek L’ho letto in un libro una volta.
Ciuchino Ci sto. Tu pensa al drago, io penso alle scale. Ahh le trovo quelle scale, gli faccio il sederino rosso. Ehh si, dopo non sapranno più dove portano. ….. Le riduco a chiocciola….. Si sa, la vita è fatta a scale, c’è chi scende e c’è chi sale. Io le ho sempre salite. Vorrei avere un gradino qui ora, ci salirei sopra….. Ahhhhhh, Il dragooooo! …… Oh che denti lunghi che hai! Volevo dire, che denti abbaglianti! Lo so, te lo diranno tutti quelli che ti mangi, ma… sicuramente te li sbianchi perché non ho mai visto un sorriso così sfavillante e non è che sento una freschezza alla menta? E…. sai un’altra cosa? Sei…. Sei… un drago femmina! Perché tu trasudi bellezza femminile e … bella vorrei restare ma sono, sono….. Shrek, Shrek ....
Shrek Svegliati, sei tu la principessa Fiona?
Fiona Si, infatti. In attesa di un cavaliere così valoroso che possa salvarmi
Shrek Che cosa carina… ora andiamo!
Fiona Ma, essendo questo il nostro primo incontro, non dovrebbe essere un momento meravigliosamente romantico?
Shrek Si….! Scusa piccola, non c’è tempo. Andiamo a prendere il mio asino.
Fiona Un ciuco? Ma che razza di cavaliere siete voi? E non potreste recitarmi una poesia epica? Una ballata? Posso almeno sapere il nome del mio campione?
Shrek Shrek
Fiona Sir Shrek, vi prego di accettare questo omaggio in segno della mia gratitudine.
Shrek Grazie…
Fiona Ma non avete ucciso il drago?
Shrek E’ sulla mia lista delle cose da fare
Fiona Ma non è la procedura! Dovete affrontarlo, spada sguainata, vessillo al vento. Così hanno fatto gli altri cavalieri.
Shrek Si, prima di essere inceneriti
Ciuchino Penso bisognerà conoscersi bene prima…. Sai, io sono all’antica…… Siii, non voglio tuffarmi in….un rapporto fisico! Non sono pronto per un impegno di tale rilevanza. Prima dobbiamo cercare di conoscerci, magari come amici….
Shrek Scappa Ciuchino, a lui ci penso io…
Ciuchino Salve principessa
Fiona Ma lui parla!
Shrek Si. Il difficile è farlo stare zitto!
Scena 4
Fiona Ce l’avete fatta, mi avete salvata! Siete straordinario, siete meraviglioso , siete…….un tantino poco ortodosso, lo ammetto. Ma…. Il vostro gesto è grande, vi sarò eternamente riconoscente…… e dove andrebbe un audace cavaliere senza il suo nobile destriero. Potete togliervi l’elmo mio nobile cavaliere?
Shrek Ehmm.. no…
Fiona Perché no? E poi, come farete a baciarmi?
Shrek Cosa? Non c’era nel programma di lavoro!
Ciuchino Forse una gratifica?
Fiona No, è il destino! Vi avranno detto come va la storia: una principessa, chiusa in una torre e assalita da un drago, viene salvata da un audace cavaliere. E poi si scambiano il primo bacio di vero amore…
Shrek Con Shrek? Ferma ferma, per te Shrek è il vero amore?
Fiona Ecco… Si!
Shrek e Ciuchino ridono
Fiona Toglietevi quell’elmo! Subito!
Shrek Va bene, va bene. Calma, ai tuoi ordini, altezza.
Fiona Sei,…. Sei… un orco…
Shrek Ohhhh, ti aspettavi il principe azzurro, vero? Principessa, sono stato mandato a salvarti da Lord Farquad, chiaro? È lui quello che vuole sposarti!
Lord Farquad E perché non è venuto lui a salvarmi?
Shrek Ottima domanda, dovresti chiederglielo quando arriviamo lì.
Fiona Ma io dovevo essere salvata dal mio vero amore. Non da un orco e dal suo animaletto!
Ciuchino E tanti cari saluti al nobile destriero…
Shrek Senti, principessa, mi stai complicando il lavoro…
Fiona Puoi dire a Lord Farquad che se egli vuole salvarmi come si deve, attenderò il suo arrivo. Seduta qui!
Shrek Ehi, io non porto i messaggi a nessuno. Io faccio le consegne e basta!
Fiona Non oseresti….! Mettimi giù, o ne pagherai le conseguenze! Non è dignitoso, mettimi giù!
Ciuchino Allora, ecco un’altra domanda: tu sconfinferi ad una femmina ma lei non ti piace in quel“modo”. Come la smonti con gentilezza senza ferire i suoi sentimenti e senza finire croccante e pappato?
Fiona Basta che tu le dica che non è il tuo vero amore. Tutti lo sanno quello che accade quando uno incontra il vero amore… e il mio futuro sposo, Lord Farquad, come è fatto?
Shrek Beh, mettiamola così, principessa, di uomini della …. statura di Farquad si è….a corto, ormai!
Ciuchino Non lo so Shrek, c’è chi ha di lui una…bassa opinione!
Fiona Smettetela tutti e due! Siete soltanto invidiosi. Non potrete mai misurarvi con un grande condottiero come Lord Farquad.
Shrek Già, forse hai ragione. Ma prenderai tu le…misure quando lo vedrai, domani.
Fiona Domani? Voglio trovare un luogo per accamparci adesso!
Shrek E va bene, va bene. Possiamo fermarci qui.
Fiona Buonanotte a tutti.
Ciuchino Io non le capisco le femmine. Buona notte Shrek.
Lord Farquad Di nuovo, mostramela di nuovo specchio. Mostrami la principessa….perfetta…
Musica – Entra in scena Fiona che canta con uccellino che poi esplode. Esce di scena. Risveglio.
Ciuchino Si, lo sai che mi piace così… Ah piccola, si…fammi le coccole…
Shrek Ciuchino, svegliati, svegliati
Fiona Siamo partiti con il piede sbagliato, ieri. In fondo mi avete salvata.
Shrek Grazie. È meglio che ci incamminiamo… Rutto
Ciuchino Shrek! Non è il modo davanti a una principessa!
Fiona Rutto Grazie.
Shrek Lo sai? Non sei esattamente come pensavo.
Fiona Beh, forse non dovresti giudicare le persone prima di conoscerle…
Fiona Fermo, fermo! Cosa state facendo?
Robin Calmatevi, mon cherì. Sono il vostro salvatore e vi sto salvando da questa orribile.....BESTIA!
Shrek Ehi! Quella è la mia principessa. Trovatene un’altra.
Robin Ma per favore, mostro! Non vedi che sono un tantino occupato qui?
Fiona Senti bello, non so chi ti credi di essere…
Robin Ma certo, che scortese. Oh la la la …. Permettete di presentarmi. AMICI MIEI…. Ha ha ha
Cantato
Robin Io rubo ai ricchi per dare a chi non né ha.
Coro Con un piccolo guadagno, ma chi non lo fa?
Robin Io salvo damigelle belle. Vero raga?
Coro Vero, Monsieur Rou!
Robin Balliamo?! Donne e duelli e sono appagato.
Coro Ma non disdegno essere pagato. E poi…
Robin Se una donna ha paura qua dentro la radura
Coro E’ male, è male, è male
Robin Se la piglia la bestia io divento un criminale.
Coro E’ proprio un criminale, il suo cuore con la spada vuol trapassare.
Robin Tutti attenti a me che sto per cominciare.
Inizia la lotta
Fiona Andiamo
Shrek Orco mondo!
Shrek Eccola lì, principessa. Il tuo futuro ti aspetta.
Fiona Quella è Duloc?
Ciuchino Si, lo so. Shrek crede che per Lord Farquad sia una compensazione. Ossia credo io che…. Ahi!
Shrek Credo sia meglio che ci muoviamo.
Fiona Ma…. Shrek, sono preoccupata per Ciuchino. Insomma, guardalo, non ha un bell’aspetto.
Ciuchino Ma io mi sento bene! Sto una meraviglia!
Fiona Si, si, è quello che uno dice sempre. E poi….a un tratto….è sulla schiena! Morto!
Shrek Sai che ha ragione? Hai una faccia spaventosa! Ti vuoi sedere? Ti preparo un te?
Ciuchino Beh, insomma, non volevo dire niente…. Ho una fitta al collo e quando giro la testa, così, guardate, visto?...
Shrek Chi ha fame? Rimedio la cena…
Fiona Prendo la legna per il fuoco…
Ciuchino Ehi, dove andate? Oh accidenti, non mi sento più le dita. Ma io le dita non ce le ho! Ho bisogno di coccole…
Fiona Buono, ma che cos’è?
Shrek Topo di erbacce. Fatto a girarrosto
Fiona Non mi dire! Beh, è delizioso.
Shrek Sono ottimi anche nello stufato. Ora, non per vantarmi, ma mi viene benissimo, come lo faccio io..
Fiona Penso che mangerò diversamente domani sera….
Shrek Puoi venire a trovarmi, qualche volta, nella palude. Cucinerò per te: zuppa di rospo di palude, occhio di pesce alla tartara…. A tuo piacere.
Fiona Ci terrei tanto…
Ciuchino Però, non è romantico? Guardate la che tramonto!
Fiona Tramonto? È tardi. Devo andare a dormire! Buonanotte.
Ciuchino Beh, anche io avevo paura dl buio…. Ehi, io ho ancora paura del buio! Però ho capito sai? Tutte scuse, quelle di fermarsi. Tu e la principessa, eh….?
Shrek Anche se fosse? Io sono un orco e lei una principessa!
Ciuchino Ehi, dove vai adesso?
Shrek A prendere dell’altra legna.
Ciuchino Parlerò io, alla principessa!
Scena 5
Ciuchino Principessa…. Dove sei?.... è spettrale, qui. Non gioco ai quattro cantoni, bada… Ahhhh Aiuto….. Shrek, Shrek…
Fiona Shhhh sono io in questo corpo, non avere paura…
Ciuchino Oh mio Dio, ti sei pappata la principessa. Mi senti principessa? Ascolta, continua a respirare! Ti tirerò fuori da lì. Shrek, Shrek
Fiona Sono io la principessa….
Ciuchino Principessa?... Cosa ti è successo? Sei….diversa!
Fiona Sono….brutta?
Ciuchino Sarà stato qualcosa che hai mangiato… l’avevo detto a Shrek che i topi non andavano bene. Sei quello che mangi, lo dico sempre…
Fiona No, sono sempre stata così da quando riesco a ricordarmi.
Ciuchino Che vuoi dire? Senti, non ti ho mai vista così, le altre volte!
Fiona Perchè mi succede solamente quando cala il sole. Di notte in un modo, di giorno in un altro. Questa sarà la norma, finche non riceverai il primo bacio d’amore. Allora avrai dell’amore la forma. È un incantesimo. Quando ero piccolina una strega mi fatto un incantesimo. Tutte le notti mi trasformo così, in questa orribile bestia.
Ciuchino Ma tu sei così solo di notte! Shrek è orrendo 24 ore al giorno!
Fiona Se io domani sposerò Lord Farquad l’incantesimo sarà spezzato!
Ciuchino Beh, sai, tu sei una specie di orchessa. E Shrek … avete moltissime cose in comune…
Fiona …insomma, dai, chi amerebbe una bestia così orrenda e rivoltante? Principessa e rivoltante non vanno d’accordo. Per questo non posso stare qui con Shrek. È il solo modo per rompere l’incantesimo. Prometti che non dirai a nessuno il mio segreto?
Ciuchino Va bene, prometto. Ma tu dovresti dirlo a Shrek! Me ne vado. So solo che alla fine della storia mi toccherà andare in analisi. Guarda, ho già il tic all’occhio!
Fiona Shrek, ho una cosa da dirti. Ma va tutto bene?
Shrek A meraviglia! Mai stato meglio di così.
Fiona Ho una cosa da dirti…
Shrek Non devi dirmi niente di niente, principessa. Ho sentito abbastanza ieri sera. È ho capito abbastanza: come hai detto tu chi potrebbe amare una orrenda e rivoltante bestia!
Fiona Credevo che per te non contasse…
Shrek Si invece…… Ah ecco, giusto in tempo!
Ciuchino Mi sono perso qualcosa?
Lord Farquad Principessa Fiona… bene, orco, ecco l’atto di proprietà della tua palude. Sgombrata, come da accordo. Prendilo e sparisci. Mia splendida creatura, chiedo la vostra mano… sarete la sposa perfetta per lo sposo perfetto?
Fiona Lord Farquad, io accetto. Ma sposiamoci oggi, prima che cali il sole.
Lord Farquad Eccellente, farò iniziare subito i preparativi. Prima è meglio è. Andiamo, c’è tanto da fare. Il rinfresco, la torta, la banda, la lista degli ospiti….
Fiona Addio Shrek!
Ciuchino Ma cosa fai, Shrek? La lasci andare via? Ho parlato con lei ieri sera…
Shrek Lo so! Vi ho sentiti! E visto che siete tanto amici perché non segui lei? Te l’avevo detto, vero? Tu a casa non ci torni. Io vivo da solo. La mia palude, io, nessun altro! Hai capito? Nessuno! Soprattutto inutili, patetici, fastidiosi muli parlanti!........ Cosa vuoi ancora?
Ciuchino Non ho ancora finito con te!
Shrek Ma io ho finito con te!
Ciuchino Lo sai? Con te è sempre io io io! Beh indovina un po’, adesso tocca a me! Perciò sta zitto e fa attenzione. Tu sei fetido con me, mi insulti sempre e non apprezzi niente di quello che faccio…
Shrek Se ritratto così male perché sei tornato?
Ciuchino Perché gli amici fanno così, si perdonano l’un l’altro!
Shrek Hai ragione ciuchino. Io ti perdono…..di avermi pugnalato alle spalle!
Ciuchino Sei talmente ricoperto di strati, cipollino, di avere paura dei tuoi sentimenti.
Shrek Vattene!
Ciuchino Ecco che lo rifai. Proprio come con Fiona. E a lei tu piacevi. Magari ti amava!
Shrek Mi amava? Ha detto che sono orrendo! Una creatura rivoltante. Vi ho sentiti mentre parlavate!
Ciuchino Non si stava riferendo a te. Si riferiva a …..Qualcun altro…
Shrek Non si stava riferendo a me? Beh allora di chi stava parlando?
Ciuchino Niente da fare, io non fiato
Shrek Ciuchino ….. mi dispiace. Credo di essere solo un grosso stupido orrendo orco, vuoi perdonarmi?
Ciuchino Gli amici servono a questo vero?
Shrek Vero. Allora amici. Ma…. Cosa ha detto Fiona di me?
Ciuchino Perché lo chiedi a me? Chiedilo a lei!
Shrek Ohhh! Le nozze! Presto….
Ciuchino Non ti preoccupare, ho portato i rinforzi… deve essere il mio magnetismo animale…
Shrek Oh…. Ciuchino, vieni qui
Ciuchino Va bene, va bene, non fare lo smielato. Non mi piacciono i leccameli. Andiamo.
Vescovo Popolo di Duloc, siamo qui riuniti oggi per essere testimoni dell’unione del nostro nuovo re..
Fiona Non si può passare direttamente al Si?
Ciuchino Allora, vuoi farla bene questa cosa? c’è una frase che devi aspettare. Quando il prete dirà parlate ora o tacete per sempre tu dirai Io mi oppongo!
Shrek Non ho tempo per queste cose!
Ciuchino La ami questa donna, vero? La vuoi abbracciare? Compiacere? E allora dacci, dacci dentro con la tenerezza… alle donne piace questa brodaglia.
Shrek E va bene, ma piantala. Adesso controlla a che punto sono..
Ciuchino C’è tutto il paese! Sono sull’altare. Cassiopea, l’ha già detta!
Shrek Ohhh santo piripillo!.... Io mi oppongo!
Fiona Shrek?! Cosa ci fai qui?
Lord Farquad Già, cosa ci fai qui?
Shrek Devo parlarti!
Fiona Non ti pare un pochino troppo tardi?
Shrek Non devi sposare lui. Ti vuole solo perchè vuole diventare re. Lui non è il tuo vero amore.
Fiona E tu cosa ne sai del vero amore?
Shrek Beh, io…… insomma…..
Lord Farquad Questa è esilarante! L’orco si è innamorato della principessa… un solo bacio e vivremo sempre felici e contenti.
Fiona Shrek, è vero? Di notte in un modo, di giorno in un altro… volevo mostrartelo prima….
Shrek Beh, questo spiega tante cose.
Lord Farquad Guardie, prendeteli. Il matrimonio è valido, e questo fa di me un re! E riguardo a te, moglie mia, ti farò rinchiudere di nuovo in quella torre, per il resto dei tuoi giorni!
Ciuchino Serve una mano? Eccomi qua! Ho un drago qui, e non ho paura di usarlo. Sono un ciuco sull’orlo di una crisi di nervi.
Shrek Fiona, io ti amo.
Fiona Davvero?
Shrek Davvero davvero.
Fiona Ti amo anch’io.
Shrek Fiona, Fiona, stai bene?
Fiona Ecco… si…Ma non capisco, dovrei essere bellissima…
Shrek Ma tu sei bellissima!
Ciuchino Lo aspettavo da tanto questo lieto fine!
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2019.11.25 00:53 RebeccaPisanicore this

DATE Nov 27.18 I filed charges with the Fbi on phone and online on rabb.it and www.rabb.it/ochris.Rabbit CEO, Amanda Richardsonis allowing this guy https://www.rabb.it/oChris to to steal my twitter photo, use my legal name and is posting where I live saying come rape me help me commit suicide in his room, after many emails to Rabbit CEO, Amanda Richardson proving this the room is still up and she emailed me saying I should seek help

epic fail at trying to hide why they really closed groupsUPDATE 10/11/18 The email I sent to Rabbit about the PM I was from sent from their site of an infant being raped and how the police told me to record it so they could forward it the Fbi. I myself forwarded it and spoke to the Fbi about it who told me that they are looking into it. I have removed many of the things found on the site due to them being forwarded to the Fbi (he is in jail now)

Will I be banned again for posting a honest blog?https://www.rabb.it/groups/just-sex. They locked down my profile and made so I can not log in! RABB.IT IS NOT ONLY BEING USED FOR CHILD PORN but Allowing and protecting the Pedophiles on its site.https://www.rabb.it/groups/lewdshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/hentai-only-unvjhttps://www.rabb.it/groups/the-fine-porn-broshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/mr-s-chambershttps://www.rabb.it/groups/18-weebshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/join-if-your-hornyhttps://www.rabb.it/groups/exibo-s-grouphttps://www.rabb.it/groups/lewd-movie-theaterhttps://www.rabb.it/groups/asian-wives-and-their-admirershttps://www.rabb.it/groups/gang-bang-lpl4https://www.rabb.it/groups/bukkake-and-gangbanghttps://www.rabb.it/groups/kinky-chatshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/pelis-porno-animehttps://www.rabb.it/groups/fap-channelhttps://www.rabb.it/groups/jo-bros-7czxhttps://www.rabb.it/groups/true-porn-lovershttps://www.rabb.it/groups/c2c-18https://www.rabb.it/groups/jessica-nigrihttps://www.rabb.it/groups/south-park-streamshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/group-moan-chathttps://www.rabb.it/groups/big-naturals-37fghttps://www.rabb.it/groups/bnwohttps://www.rabb.it/groups/cum-shotshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/waifus-blackedhttps://www.rabb.it/groups/sissieshttps://www.rabb.it/groups/female-cum-watchershttps://www.rabb.it/…/our-wives-their-pictures-and-sexual-h…https://www.rabb.it/groups/send-nudes-pcbohttps://www.rabb.it/groups/fatherlylovehttps://www.rabb.it/groups/temple-of-flesh-and-meathttps://www.rabb.it/groups/very-naughty

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2019.08.15 17:26 jsaskatchewan NHL18 Franchise - Finnish league edition

https://imgur.com/a/Mgy77WH
I'm still with NHL18 and wanted to go further with Franchise mode. So I recreated Finnish teams to be used in the Franchise mode. Since the top Finnish leagues don't have 31 teams, this has even a few teams from the third highest league. I also brought back Jokerit from KHL.
-- Cities --
Cities are not accurate for all teams, since only Liiga cities are included in the game. So they were usually chosen by the closest Liiga city for the rest with a couple of creative exceptions.
-- Rosters --
The rosters are not up to date since a huge amount of players would have to be created.. But I did include most of the finnish NHL/AHL players to their earlier teams. Other than Liiga teams were filled mostly with Liiga leftovers and players from other European series and, but so that the overall would somewhat reflect their talent comparing to the Liiga teams. This of course then required replacing AHL players also with lower tier European players and caused some issues with the salary cap on.. but overall I'm pretty happy on how this ended up. It's going to be interesting to see how the bottom tier teams catch up after drafting a couple Franchise level players! I'm going to start playing this tomorrow.
-- Following leagues are involved --
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liiga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mestis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suomi-sarja (only Kiekko-Espoo, D-Kiekko and Porvoo Hunters)
-- Division alignment (with the real cities) --
Pacific (Rannikon) division
TPS (Turku)
TuTo (Turku)
HPK (Hämeenlinna)
Sport (Vaasa)
Ässät (Pori)
Lukko (Rauma)
Kärpät (Oulu)
Hermes (Kokkola)
Central (Keskinen) division
JYP (Jyväskylä)
KeuPa (Keuruu)
KalPa (Kuopio)
D-Kiekko (Jyväskylä)
Tappara (Tampere)
Ilves (Tampere)
KooVee (Tampere)
Metropolitan (Uudenmaan) division
Jokerit (Helsinki)
HIFK (Helsinki)
Kiekko-Espoo (Espoo)
Kiekko-Vantaa (Vantaa)
Pelicans (Lahti)
Peliitat (Heinola)
KooKoo (Kouvola)
Hunters (Porvoo)
Atlantic (Itä-Suomen) division
Jukurit (Mikkeli)
SaiPa (Lappeenranta)
SaPKo (Savonlinna)
Jokipojat (Joensuu)
Ketterä (Imatra)
Hokki (Kajaani)
IPK, Iisalmen Peli-Karhut (Iisalmi)
RoKi (Rovaniemi)
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2019.05.20 21:07 V3RGO The Armenian Atrocities (1906-1915)

To gain Source access, i recommend the Archive Materials on this page:
https://belgelerlegercektarih.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/armenian-violence-and-massacre-in-the-caucasus-and-anatolia-based-on-archives-kafkasya-ve-anadolu-da-ermeni-mezalimi-1.pdf
The Armenian Subject is complicated phenomenon that appeared in the end-times of the ottoman empire where the surrounding global powers tried to seperate the Ottoman Empire from the outside and from the inside through Rebelions.
Esepcially Russia who succesfully invaded the eastern Part of the Ottoman Empire (because the Semi-Ottoman Government hijacked by the Comitee of Union and Progress made unoptimal Decisions as the Sarikamis Disaster ordered by Enver Pasa) with their Armenian Rebells Armenian created an "Armenian Uprising" in times of the 1.World War where with Russian and French support the Seperatist Armenians belived to get their own independent State seperated from Ottoman Provinces if the ottoman empire is defeated and so they attacked the villiages, civil infracstucture and created their own Terror organisations as the Armenian Revolutionary Federation and bandit groups and movements like the Armenian National Liberation Movement and others who all had THE SAME GOAL to create GREATER ARMENIA and accomplish this with massacres and expulsion. Weapons were found in Churches and the Elders of Ottoman Soldiers were massacred while their Children fought against Western and Russian Powers.
(((And a small side note to depreciate the Greek Side of the History in Context to the Ottoman Empire is easy to acknowledge when you look at who supported greek seperatists in the so called "Greek War of Independence" in western perspective while it was a Seperation Movement from the Ottoman Perspective and any victim the Greek Side has to complain about has to viewed in the Context of War, the option to portray someone as a victim is always easy to create false political pressure against a nation.)))
The Ottoman Administration decided a counter measure against these Rebellions and ordered to DEPORT Armeniens to Syria and Sehr-i Zor
The Ottoman Order on 29. April 1915:
SOURCE MATERIAL:
"Osmanli hükümeti 29 Nisan 1915’te vilayetlere yolladigi talimatnamede tehcirle ilgili su emri vermistir :
”Ermenilerin bulunduklari mahallerden çikarilarak tayin edilen mintakalara sevklerinden hükümetin bekledigi gaye, bu unsurun hükümet aleyhine faaliyetlerde bulunmalarini ve bir Ermenistan hükümeti teskili hakkindaki millî emellerini takib edemiyecek bir hale getirilmelerini temin esasina matuf olup, masum kisi ve sahislarin imhasi hedeflenmediginden, sevkiyat esnasinda kafilelerin can emniyeti saglanmali ve muhacirin tahsisatindan sarfiyat yapilarak iaselerine ait her türlü tedbir alinmalidir. …Daha önce de teblig edildigi üzere asker aileleriyle, ihtiyaç nisbetinde sanatkâr, Protestan ve Katolik Ermenilerin sevkedilmemesi hükümetçe kesin olarak kararlastirilmistir. Kafilelere saldiriya ve bilhassa gasb ve hiss-i hayvaniyelerine maglup olarak irza geçmeye tesebbüs edenlerle, bunlara ön ayak olan jandarma ve memurlar hakkinda gecikmeksizin kanunî tedbir alinarak, siddetle cezalandirilmali ve bu gibiler derhal azl edilerek Divan-i Harblere teslim edilmelidir. Bu gibi olaylarin tekrarindan vilâyet ve sancaklarin yetkililerinin sorumlu tutulacagi beyan olunur”
There is not a single word that commands the executive force to do ethnic cleansing. It was an Order to Deport Rebellious Armeniens with their Supporters to their Regions like Jerewan and if they didn't comply, force was used to create a forced march,some may call it death march for certain ways but it was a step taken in War and while being right and again this Step was taken after they invaded ottoman villiages with the russians.
http://www.eglencelitarih.com/?Syf=26&Syz=418032
"“Talat ve Enver Pasa, hemen harp baslar baslamaz, Ermenilerin düsman tarafini tutmalari, bilhassa Osmanli ordusuna karsi düsmanca girisimlerde bulunmalari halinde siddetli karsi önlemler alinacagi hususunda kesinlikle uyardi. Buna ragmen Ermeniler, Türklere karsi düsmanca faaliyetlerde bulunmaktan, bilhassa Türk silahli kuvvetlerine saldirmaktan geri kalmadilar. Baslangiçta çok sayida Ermeni asker, bazi Ermeni subaylari, baslarinda bir Ermeni milletvekili oldugu halde kaçip Rusya’ya gittiler. Bunlar, Rus hududunu geçen Ermenilerle birlikte Ermeni gönüllü alaylarina katildilar. Ruslarin safinda Türk hududunu geçerek Müslüman halka barbarca saldirilarda bulundular. Ermeni haydud çeteleri Osmanli ordusunun gerisine, ikmal kuvvetlerine, postalara ve bagimsiz birliklere hücum ettiler. Türk hükümeti ve ordusunun ileri gelenleri, Ermenilerin genel bir ayaklanmaya girisecekleri hususunda endise etmekte haksiz degildi. Gerçekten de bu isyan Nisan 1915’te Van’da patlak verdi”(Nejat Göyünç, “Türk Ermeni Iliskileri ve Ermeni Soykirimi Iddialari”, Ermeni Sorunu ve Bursa Ermenileri, Bursa 2000, s. 12)
  1. Dünya savasinin baslarinda Rusya ve Fransanin silah ve para yardimiyla teskilatlanan Ermeni çetecileri özellikle Çanakkale savasinin yasandigi günlerde Anadolu’da büyük bir isyana giristiler. Van’da gerçeklestirdigi isyanda çoluk çocuk binlerce masum sivil insani katlettiler. 15 Nisan 1915’te Van , Çatak ve Bitlis’te isyan çikartip karakollara ve sivillere saldirmislar,ve bunun sonucunda 16/17 Mayis 1915’te Ruslarin Van’i ele geçirmelerine neden olmuslardir. Ingiliz Albay Mark Sykes 3 Agustos 1915’te Kahire’deki Ingiliz kuvvetleri komutani Maxwell’e yolladigi raporda su ifadelere yer vermistir :"
While the Majority of Western Historians,Politicians and Armenian Apologists want to make it seem like the Russian Invaders together with their Seperatists were Angels that came from the Sky, how about we try and bring actual real light to the other Side?
Massacre and atrocities perpetrated by Armenians and Russians
According to writings sent from the provinces of Diyarbekir and Trabzon Armenians bandits and Russians assaulted muslim population, raped women, crammed in houses old people and small children and then burned them, profaned and destroyed mosques and saints’ sepulchres, grilled corpses cut into pieces and then forced the survivors to eat them.
3 Ş. 1334 (5. VI. 1916) Bâb-ı Âlî Dâhiliye Nezâreti Emniyyet-i Umûmiyye Müdîriyeti
Massacre perpetrated by the Russians against Muslim population in Van
According to a report drawn up and signed by the commander of the stationed Gendarmerie regiment Ali Cevad the mayor Abdurrahman, the retired army officer Lieutenant Recep and the deputy superintendant of police of Van, Zübeyr and the testimonies of those who escaped the atrocities "a woman from the village of Ağçakale while returning home after she had bought some necessary articles for a wedding was assaulted by Armenian from Aspashin, raped and her effects seized and handed over to the Armenian committe of the subdistrict of Havasor; this incident has been ascertained after thorough investigations _"on he date of 1330 during the months of december and january, 1331 in this year of war, the Armenians made an attack on the gendarmery outpost of the village Peli, attached to Gevaş and killed the whole guards of eight persons stationed there _"; in march of the year 1331 seven combatants fighting under the command of Bişar Çeto from Diyarbekir while going home on sick leave, were received as guests at Yedikilise, an Armenian establishment at a distance of one hour of walking from the administrative center of the provinces’ capital and were all of them assassinated and some of their bodies were found and together with two of the murderer apprehended, were handed over to the court of justice _" In a village of the subdistrict of Dir turned into slaughterhouse, a young girl in her attire was violated and her nipples cut off, she was uttering a soul rending cries and many little children in the neigborhood, were also massacred with their throats slit _
2 Ş. 1334 (4. VI. 1916)
Atrocities committed by the Russians and Armenians in the village of Aşnak of the Township of Reşadiye in Van
Russians and Armenians attacking the village of Aşnak in Van had committed savageries and atrocities upon its population, burning living women and children, tearing out the eyes of old and young men, openly violating young girls and choosing ten girl and women and after shutting them up in a room and at the night, while feasting and jeering stripped off their clothes and shouted: "Now perform your worship let's see how do you do it" forcing them to execute their will and then, while being raped and tortured they fell dead under rape and tortures.
16 Ş. 1334 (18. VI. 1916)
Atrocities perpetrated by the Armenians and Russians in the neigborhoods of Van
Armenians and Russians committed widespread atrocities in Van and its surroundings and according to the testimony of Firdevs living in Abbasağa quarter, the occupants murdered by torturing women, girls, aged muslims without distinction, ripping the helly of a pregnant women and extracting the young from the wombs to behead it, storming houses and killing the household after they had inflicted them tortures for hours; stripping off the clothes of a small male baby aged six and after cutting off his sexual parts they buchtered him, raping and violating muslim women and those who took refuge in an american foundation,desecrating cemeteries and exhuming buried corpses and profaning tombs of venerated persons by filling in filthes.
28 Ş. 1334 (30. VI. 1916)
Massacre of Muslim population during the occupation of Van and Bitlis
According to investigations made by the governorship of the sanjak of Mardin, the evidences given by muslims who escaped Armenian atrocities; Armenians and Russians killed and hacked the population including children and women who surrendered, throwing men, woman and children into earth oven for baking breads and burning them; the bandits of the kommitadji (armed Armenian brigands) Aremek killed the whole population of about eighty households of a village who had formerly surrendered. 29 Ş. 1334 (1. VII. 1916)
Atrocities perpetrated by Armenians and Russians against Muslims in Bitlis and Trabzon
During Russian occupation, Armenians and Russians with the aim of exterminating the Muslims living in the chief town of the subprefectures of Siirt and the sub-prefectures of Barzan, Sason and Kulp; in the plains of Muş, Malazgird, Bulanik, Hınıs, Pasinler, Eleşkird; in the mountains of Tifnik, Karaköy and Talori in the whole districts, villages and quarters of Van, Bitlis, Genç, Andak and Maçka, set about looting and massacring, setting fire to villages, cramming people in to haystrores and burning them alive; cutting off arms and legs of some children and men and then throwing them into the flames, violating girls and women, killing by knocking down with their rifles’ butts ailed sick people, trampling on living persons with their horses and putting them to swords, throwing on immigrants people shrapnels and letting them explode, seizing goods and chattels from their properties and after beating to death those refusing to give up their goods, sending them to jail and according to investigations made by officials hearing those who had escaped, mosques were converted into churches.
5 N. 1334 (6. VII. 1916)
Massacre perpetrated by the Armenians and Russians in the neigborhood of Hizan
Many women were skinned and then hanged on trees; men still living had their eyes torn up and then fastened to trees and used as shooting targets; small children cut in to pieces; women and girls violated and all killed to the last living one; heads severed, breasts cut and half lacerated small children handed over to their mothers. All the villages of the township of Uçum including the birth place of Bediduzzaman Saidi Kurdî were summoned to surrender, the convent of Dervishes in Hani and Gayda where disabled women, children and women, old people were crammed into was set on fire and burnt with their dwellers; the goverment building of Karasu was also burnt down; atrocities committed by Armenians surpass by far those committed by the Kurds and which were an object of recriminations on the part of the Armenians; all goods and chattels of the villages raided by the Armenians were seized and taken away; dismembered and disfigured human corpses were scattered here and there and the village presents the aspect of a charnel house. 14 N. 1334 (15. VII. 1916)
And this List of happenings can be continued to the point where it may now seem not so unreasonable for the Semi-Ottoman (CUP Government) to have given the order on 29.April 1915 to Deport these Rebells and all of their Supporters from Ottoman Territory and also fight the Seperatists who were activly involved in War.
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2019.05.18 13:24 BoxerAlistar Ermeni Meselesi - Armenian Subject 1906-1918

To gain Source access, i recommend the Archive Materials on this page:
https://belgelerlegercektarih.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/armenian-violence-and-massacre-in-the-caucasus-and-anatolia-based-on-archives-kafkasya-ve-anadolu-da-ermeni-mezalimi-1.pdf
The Armenian Subject is complicated phenomenon that appeared in the end-times of the ottoman empire where the surrounding global powers tried to seperate the Ottoman Empire from the outside and from the inside through Rebelions.
Esepcially Russia who succesfully invaded the eastern Part of the Ottoman Empire (because the Semi-Ottoman Government hijacked by the Comitee of Union and Progress made unoptimal Decisions as the Sarikamis Disaster ordered by Enver Pasa) with their Armenian Rebells Armenian created an "Armenian Uprising" in times of the 1.World War where with Russian and French support the Armenians belived to get a large country if the ottoman empire is defeated and so they attacked the villiages and civil infrastructure in 15. April 1915 Van and Bitlis and russians occupied the cities.
https://i.imgur.com/yKM7d2G.png
The Ottoman Administration decided a counter measure against these Rebellions and ordered to DEPORT Armeniens to Syria and Sehr-i Zor
The Ottoman Order on 29. April 1915:
SOURCE MATERIAL:
"Osmanli hükümeti 29 Nisan 1915’te vilayetlere yolladigi talimatnamede tehcirle ilgili su emri vermistir :
”Ermenilerin bulunduklari mahallerden çikarilarak tayin edilen mintakalara sevklerinden hükümetin bekledigi gaye, bu unsurun hükümet aleyhine faaliyetlerde bulunmalarini ve bir Ermenistan hükümeti teskili hakkindaki millî emellerini takib edemiyecek bir hale getirilmelerini temin esasina matuf olup, masum kisi ve sahislarin imhasi hedeflenmediginden, sevkiyat esnasinda kafilelerin can emniyeti saglanmali ve muhacirin tahsisatindan sarfiyat yapilarak iaselerine ait her türlü tedbir alinmalidir. …Daha önce de teblig edildigi üzere asker aileleriyle, ihtiyaç nisbetinde sanatkâr, Protestan ve Katolik Ermenilerin sevkedilmemesi hükümetçe kesin olarak kararlastirilmistir. Kafilelere saldiriya ve bilhassa gasb ve hiss-i hayvaniyelerine maglup olarak irza geçmeye tesebbüs edenlerle, bunlara ön ayak olan jandarma ve memurlar hakkinda gecikmeksizin kanunî tedbir alinarak, siddetle cezalandirilmali ve bu gibiler derhal azl edilerek Divan-i Harblere teslim edilmelidir. Bu gibi olaylarin tekrarindan vilâyet ve sancaklarin yetkililerinin sorumlu tutulacagi beyan olunur”
There is not a single word that commands the executive force to do ethnic cleansing. It was an Order to Deport Armeniens to their Regions like Jerewan and if they didn't comply, force was used to create a forced march, again this Step was taken after they invaded ottoman villiages with the russians, force was used.
There was not a command to annihilate a specific ethnicity for what reasons possible, it was a mass deportation Order after armenien rebellion against ottomans, some may call it death march for certain ways but it was a step taken in War and while being right.
http://www.eglencelitarih.com/?Syf=26&Syz=418032
"“Talat ve Enver Pasa, hemen harp baslar baslamaz, Ermenilerin düsman tarafini tutmalari, bilhassa Osmanli ordusuna karsi düsmanca girisimlerde bulunmalari halinde siddetli karsi önlemler alinacagi hususunda kesinlikle uyardi. Buna ragmen Ermeniler, Türklere karsi düsmanca faaliyetlerde bulunmaktan, bilhassa Türk silahli kuvvetlerine saldirmaktan geri kalmadilar. Baslangiçta çok sayida Ermeni asker, bazi Ermeni subaylari, baslarinda bir Ermeni milletvekili oldugu halde kaçip Rusya’ya gittiler. Bunlar, Rus hududunu geçen Ermenilerle birlikte Ermeni gönüllü alaylarina katildilar. Ruslarin safinda Türk hududunu geçerek Müslüman halka barbarca saldirilarda bulundular. Ermeni haydud çeteleri Osmanli ordusunun gerisine, ikmal kuvvetlerine, postalara ve bagimsiz birliklere hücum ettiler. Türk hükümeti ve ordusunun ileri gelenleri, Ermenilerin genel bir ayaklanmaya girisecekleri hususunda endise etmekte haksiz degildi. Gerçekten de bu isyan Nisan 1915’te Van’da patlak verdi”(Nejat Göyünç, “Türk Ermeni Iliskileri ve Ermeni Soykirimi Iddialari”, Ermeni Sorunu ve Bursa Ermenileri, Bursa 2000, s. 12)
1. Dünya savasinin baslarinda Rusya ve Fransanin silah ve para yardimiyla teskilatlanan Ermeni çetecileri özellikle Çanakkale savasinin yasandigi günlerde Anadolu’da büyük bir isyana giristiler. Van’da gerçeklestirdigi isyanda çoluk çocuk binlerce masum sivil insani katlettiler. 15 Nisan 1915’te Van , Çatak ve Bitlis’te isyan çikartip karakollara ve sivillere saldirmislar,ve bunun sonucunda 16/17 Mayis 1915’te Ruslarin Van’i ele geçirmelerine neden olmuslardir. Ingiliz Albay Mark Sykes 3 Agustos 1915’te Kahire’deki Ingiliz kuvvetleri komutani Maxwell’e yolladigi raporda su ifadelere yer vermistir :"
While the Majority of Western Historians,Politicians and Armenian Apologists want to make it seem like the Russian Invaders together with their Seperatists were Angels that came from the Sky, how about we try and bring actual real light to the other Side?
Massacre and atrocities perpetrated by Armenians and Russians
According to writings sent from the provinces of Diyarbekir and Trabzon Armenians bandits and Russians assaulted muslim population, raped women, crammed in houses old people and small children and then burned them, profaned and destroyed mosques and saints’ sepulchres, grilled corpses cut into pieces and then forced the survivors to eat them.
3 Ş. 1334 (5. VI. 1916) Bâb-ı Âlî Dâhiliye Nezâreti Emniyyet-i Umûmiyye Müdîriyeti
Massacre perpetrated by the Russians against Muslim population in Van
According to a report drawn up and signed by the commander of the stationed Gendarmerie regiment Ali Cevad the mayor Abdurrahman, the retired army officer Lieutenant Recep and the deputy superintendant of police of Van, Zübeyr and the testimonies of those who escaped the atrocities "a woman from the village of Ağçakale while returning home after she had bought some necessary articles for a wedding was assaulted by Armenian from Aspashin, raped and her effects seized and handed over to the Armenian committe of the subdistrict of Havasor; this incident has been ascertained after thorough investigations _"on he date of 1330 during the months of december and january, 1331 in this year of war, the Armenians made an attack on the gendarmery outpost of the village Peli, attached to Gevaş and killed the whole guards of eight persons stationed there _"; in march of the year 1331 seven combatants fighting under the command of Bişar Çeto from Diyarbekir while going home on sick leave, were received as guests at Yedikilise, an Armenian establishment at a distance of one hour of walking from the administrative center of the provinces’ capital and were all of them assassinated and some of their bodies were found and together with two of the murderer apprehended, were handed over to the court of justice _" In a village of the subdistrict of Dir turned into slaughterhouse, a young girl in her attire was violated and her nipples cut off, she was uttering a soul rending cries and many little children in the neigborhood, were also massacred with their throats slit _
2 Ş. 1334 (4. VI. 1916)
Atrocities committed by the Russians and Armenians in the village of Aşnak of the Township of Reşadiye in Van
Russians and Armenians attacking the village of Aşnak in Van had committed savageries and atrocities upon its population, burning living women and children, tearing out the eyes of old and young men, openly violating young girls and choosing ten girl and women and after shutting them up in a room and at the night, while feasting and jeering stripped off their clothes and shouted: "Now perform your worship let's see how do you do it" forcing them to execute their will and then, while being raped and tortured they fell dead under rape and tortures.
16 Ş. 1334 (18. VI. 1916)
Atrocities perpetrated by the Armenians and Russians in the neigborhoods of Van
Armenians and Russians committed widespread atrocities in Van and its surroundings and according to the testimony of Firdevs living in Abbasağa quarter, the occupants murdered by torturing women, girls, aged muslims without distinction, ripping the helly of a pregnant women and extracting the young from the wombs to behead it, storming houses and killing the household after they had inflicted them tortures for hours; stripping off the clothes of a small male baby aged six and after cutting off his sexual parts they buchtered him, raping and violating muslim women and those who took refuge in an american foundation,desecrating cemeteries and exhuming buried corpses and profaning tombs of venerated persons by filling in filthes.
28 Ş. 1334 (30. VI. 1916)
Massacre of Muslim population during the occupation of Van and Bitlis
According to investigations made by the governorship of the sanjak of Mardin, the evidences given by muslims who escaped Armenian atrocities; Armenians and Russians killed and hacked the population including children and women who surrendered, throwing men, woman and children into earth oven for baking breads and burning them; the bandits of the kommitadji (armed Armenian brigands) Aremek killed the whole population of about eighty households of a village who had formerly surrendered. 29 Ş. 1334 (1. VII. 1916)
Atrocities perpetrated by Armenians and Russians against Muslims in Bitlis and Trabzon
During Russian occupation, Armenians and Russians with the aim of exterminating the Muslims living in the chief town of the subprefectures of Siirt and the sub-prefectures of Barzan, Sason and Kulp; in the plains of Muş, Malazgird, Bulanik, Hınıs, Pasinler, Eleşkird; in the mountains of Tifnik, Karaköy and Talori in the whole districts, villages and quarters of Van, Bitlis, Genç, Andak and Maçka, set about looting and massacring, setting fire to villages, cramming people in to haystrores and burning them alive; cutting off arms and legs of some children and men and then throwing them into the flames, violating girls and women, killing by knocking down with their rifles’ butts ailed sick people, trampling on living persons with their horses and putting them to swords, throwing on immigrants people shrapnels and letting them explode, seizing goods and chattels from their properties and after beating to death those refusing to give up their goods, sending them to jail and according to investigations made by officials hearing those who had escaped, mosques were converted into churches.
5 N. 1334 (6. VII. 1916)
Massacre perpetrated by the Armenians and Russians in the neigborhood of Hizan
Many women were skinned and then hanged on trees; men still living had their eyes torn up and then fastened to trees and used as shooting targets; small children cut in to pieces; women and girls violated and all killed to the last living one; heads severed, breasts cut and half lacerated small children handed over to their mothers. All the villages of the township of Uçum including the birth place of Bediduzzaman Saidi Kurdî were summoned to surrender, the convent of Dervishes in Hani and Gayda where disabled women, children and women, old people were crammed into was set on fire and burnt with their dwellers; the goverment building of Karasu was also burnt down; atrocities committed by Armenians surpass by far those committed by the Kurds and which were an object of recriminations on the part of the Armenians; all goods and chattels of the villages raided by the Armenians were seized and taken away; dismembered and disfigured human corpses were scattered here and there and the village presents the aspect of a charnel house. 14 N. 1334 (15. VII. 1916)
And this List of happenings can be continued to the point where it may now seem not so unreasonable for the Ottoman (CUP Government) to have given the order on 29.April 1915 to Deport these Rebells and all of their Supporters from Ottoman Territory and also kill the Seperasts who were activly involved in War.
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2019.02.14 21:48 jaymeekae £1500 budget. Machine for visual artist / VJ.

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2018.10.22 15:02 That_Guy_At_Work Record Prediction Monday (10/22)

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Date Opponent Time 538 Win %
Monday Oct. 22nd MEM 7PM MST 89%
Wednesday Oct. 24th @HOU 6PM MST 34%
Saturday Oct. 27th @NOP 5PM MST 53%
Sunday Oct. 28th @DAL 5PM MST 67%

Week 2

Last week we saw a less than comfortable win against the Kings and a heartbreaking loss against the Warriors where the Jazz set multiple franchise records. Sidebar - this Warriors team continues to be really, really freaking good. Damn.
The Kings game looked far more competitive than it should have and Willie Cauley-Stein showed a lot of skill on both sides of the ball. While the Jazz struggled early in Sacramento, a second quarter where the Jazz outscored the Kings by 17 was enough to tip it in the favor of Utah. The Jazz returned home and squared off with the two-time reigning champs in the Golden State Warriors. This game was an absolute banger, going back and forth for most of the game. Ingles dropped an incredible 27/4/4 and Gobert recorded a double double with 16 and 11, but a last second tip in by former Jazz-man Jerebko sealed it for Golden State. An incredible effort, by the Jazz but just not enough juice to seal it at home. This game seems like good motivation early on in the season.
The early takeaways are fairly positive. Despite the defense looking poor on paper, the Jazz have put out a strong product on the floor.

Memphis Grizzlies (1-1) at Utah Jazz (1-1): Monday October 22nd

The Grizzlies are roaring into town looking to set their season above .500. I would expect the Jazz to handle this team as Utah is able to match up well with teams of this caliber. If Memphis wants to slow the game down - as they did last year- and play ugly, well, the Jazz are experts at defensive brawls. Conversely, if they want to try and speed the game up, we’ve already seen the Jazz thrive in up and down spread offense games. I think this is a pretty comfortable W

Utah Jazz (1-1) at Houston Rockets (1-2): Wednesday October 24th

The Jazz will square off against the under .500 Rockets who look to be a top team again this year. Realistically, this is a dangerous ball club that will give the Jazz everything they can handle. Even without Chris Paul, this will be another test against a top 5 team in their own building. We are going to need to control the 3 point line and do a good job at keeping the Rockets off of the free throw line. I think this is going to be a fun watch, but unfortunately this is an L

Utah Jazz (1-1) at New Orleans Pelicans (2-0): Saturday October 27th

Disclaimer: I like the roster that the Pelicans have put together this season. I believe they’re going to be fighting for the 5-8 seed in the West and they were scorching this past week. However, I think the Jazz have some serious juice and are going to handle the Pelis. Jazz take this one in a 3-point barrage. W

Utah Jazz (1-1) at Dallas Mavericks (1-1): Sunday October 28th

I think Dallas is going to be a little better than most people think after they were a bottom feeder last year, but I don’t think the Mavs are going to be enough to handle the Jazz even on Utah’s first road back to back of the season. On one hand, I wouldn’t be shocked if the Jazz dropped this one; it’s a classic trap game as the second game on a road back to back against a supposedly weaker opponent. Yet, I think the Jazz are going to be locked in as this is still in the middle of a huge road trip (we’ve got 3 more road games after this one - yeesh). The Jazz need to take care of this games if we hope to be a top 5 team in the league. This is a W
TL;DR: 3-1. It’s too early in the season for depression to set in. Jazz are incredible and we’re going to get some wins.
What do you guys think?

Score Roundup

Score Username
2 -jupa-, ———dudpool———, AlvFezFdez, Bigcat777, Bugbog, buttholeshitass, Chase3501, Chasebank5, Coolsonicjaker, Craigtron, Dante apologist, DoYouHaveABetterName, elderbio, Emerald_flare, gojazzbaby92, Grandma_sips, I-am-manbearpig, itopaz_1, Itsnotnat, Jawshwahhh, JayZ, Joeydakingjoey, johnstocktonshorts, Joshpatty, KingCrumble, koolaidman1030, Leatherwolf007, life_is_dumb, Loveby137, LucasK24, maxforthewin, NitroXYZ, objectiveagent, probablymyrealname, Pyrrhomaniacal, REXdunk, Ryanstevo34, scbax04, Slimjimbean, Zenmollusk
1 3v0gsxr, 4kylewilson, AchievingMediocrity, alexandraalyn, AndleAnteater, aQuadriplegic, bennifer25, blackid101, blockingbutterfly, bobvance, brutus583, BubbaB11, Clambaked72, CubedEcho, Denverbros, devouringone, dfang97, Fonzyii_17, Gastric_Distress, Holyznova, illinijazzfan, IllusoryCorrelation, ionre, Jazzerhero,m jimmythebass, joeinglessexy, johnsonsam, jollyjingles42, Justificator, kacavida, Kaptinkangaroo, Kinklestein, KlythsbyTheJedi, lastfollower, Mac, milosport2, Mr_Goodshit, MT_Steve, myredditaccount4me, NateTheGreat, NULL_STRING_ERROR, OEscalador, quibbyt, Regenold, RGiss, Roberto_Sacamano, rubashki, S0PES, sithlordmoore, SnowSpida, Sonofek, Spacemusclehampster, speck1447, SuperDuperJazzFan, Tha_crack_fox, That_Guy_At_Work, TheGreendalegelf, TheJumpOff101, Tilimorf, Toiletlids, tominmoraga, trakavica, Trevorstott, trippyimagez, VAJazzMan, vinzigogosi, Vvztxnh1992, Vyzar
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2018.03.05 17:49 That_Guy_At_Work Record Prediction Monday (3/5)

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Date Opponent Time 538 Win %
Monday Mar. 5th ORL 7:00PM MST 88%
Wednesday Mar. 7th @IND 5:00PM MST 42%
Friday Mar. 9th @MEM 6:00PM MST 72%
Sunday Mar. 11th @NOP 2:00PM MST 39%

Week 21

An unsurprising week last week keeps our playoff hopes alive and a win over the T-Wolves certainly helped in that regard. As of right now we’re 1.5 games behind the Clippers (9th) and 4 games behind Portland (3rd). Strap in, ladies and gentleman.

Orlando (20-43) @ Utah (33-30): Monday March 5th

Orlando wants absolutely none of what we’ve got. Since Gobert’s return we’ve had, by far, the best defense in the league, we’re at home, and we’re ranked better in all the metrics I present. W

Utah (33-30) at Indiana (36-27): Friday March 2nd

Winning on the road against an Indiana team that’s 7-3 in their last 10 and are 8-2 in their last 10 home games is a pretty tall task. I think this one is going to be a tight W
(bonus prediction: if we lose this one it’ll be the game we look back at as keeping us out of the playoffs)

Utah (33-30) at Memphis (18-44): Friday March 9th

Memphis has lst 13 straight. THIRTEEN W

Utah (33-30) at New Orleans (36-26): Sunday March 11th

Remember when we had a hot streak going and thought we could catch the Pelis? Well they’ve won 8 straight and are currently sitting at the 4 seed now. Stretch out their streak a little further and you see they’ve gone 16-6 since January 12th. I think we REALLY need this win, but unfortunately I think we lose. L
TL;DR: 3-1 with a debilitating loss to the Pelicans
What do you guys think?

Score Roundup

Score Username
41 blackid101
40 buttholeshitass
39 -
38 -
37 That_Guy_At_Work
36 Chasebank5, lastfollower
35 Jazzfan20, milosport2
34 LucasK24
33 IslandTwig
32 ionre, KingCrumble, Spacemusclehampster, trippyimagez
31 Clambaked72, emerald_flare, KlythsbyTheJedi, NitroXYZ
30 Jazzerhero, Kaptinkangaroo, Probablymyrealname
29 tesellate98
28 4kylewilson, fadedsparkle
27 ------dudpool-------, ChilledOnReddit, superfinn23
26 CubedEcho, itopaz_1, sithlordmoore
25 EggoSlayer
24 bigcat777, Brutus583. Kacavida, Roberto_Sacamano
23 slimjimbean
22 gamethreadgod, guckus_wumpis, IllusoryCorrelation
21 Brutus583, IllusoryCorrelation
20 guckus_wumpis, Slimjimbean
19 Denverbros, mafoosh
18 dorkman75, rubashki, Thegreendalegelf, Tilimorf
17 Zephyr727
16 AndleAnteater, jwb141, senorpuerco
15 -
14 Joedakingjoey, TheHighlanderr
13 JoeIngles, Nicke121, Shuffleus, Tha_crack_fox
12 Atomysk_rex, NoNewsNetwork
11 -
10 HereForTheFreePasta
9 Fonzyii_17, Madshaggy
8 blocking_butterfly, jimmythebass, The_Donovan, Tolietlids
7 4LBarra, 6_ft_4, Couragesand, Drubikscube, hagridandbuckbeak, lupanthethird, MT Steve, red0042, saltandvinegar26, savalis, Therealdyl12
6 BubbaB11, Pyrrhomaniacal, Sonofek, VAJazzMan
5 bennifer_25, braiders11, crystal_beachhouse, Doctor Jensen 117, epiwssa, tmanky
4 Connor, Humble_ceiling_fan, Its1030, memejefferson, RaleighSoCrayCray, safeforworkharry, Sonic432, Yungsterpmorgs
3 calvy_cakes, Complimentary Food, Flytcher, Gaurenteedfresh, Hanz174, I-am-manbearpig, johnsonsam, JonnyRez81, Kilmari, Melzamine, Mini, Raygust2, ReRush, Rizzkizz, sushitastesgood, Trevorstott, TyReXxX, weavvv, wtbWarcraft4
2 1, Andwemay, Andy, anonatitagain, Bistalba, coddi.d, Conchi, Crazye2000, Ctaxx, DevouringOne, DirkNoWhiskey, DrDoubleJ, Drunkenlullabys, eightysushis, Eli, Frabs01, Frozengash, gojazzbaby92, gopelicans, IplayGames305, Iwishenduiwonenxuw, Jsprin15,La_Yerba_Mate, Low-gunna, nkbisme, REal one, recnepsbaby, reevescoursey, reverend_al, REXdunk, rockyspine, Rothbard, rykrap, SadBear5, sawhowwll, Stateofawe, strongworks, TheAlphaWhale, trshipp, utahsundevils4
1 [Anonymous], A a aaron, apathy_and_a_taco, Arob87, ATCQ_4eva, awerp, Bigboss29, Billgarmsarmy, blymanwarrior, Burterschnurter, BYUballer, Cannedketchup, Dante_Exum, DeadSnowman13, Deno22, DJJAZZYJONNY, Dmxxk, egolesswonder, energeticgypsy, fearguns, gccHelloWorld, Gordon the Betrayer, heyilikeu, hoahnarmer, hobbsenator, Justakid53, LoneMantiss, low_bs, Luky, masonstott, Na, Nba_365, NexusFr, nobleSavage801, OnanisticIdea, parkfyre, Pigshaker, pokachyreddit, Poopystick69, Pottsie27, problemchildadr, Reeves, Rgiss, rickroswell, rudygobertisagod, Saturnsaysno, Shh, Stigsonic, takenote47, TheJumpOff101, ThisDude777, Toasteroriginal, TrueHalfCrack, tupac54, Vinzigogosi, Vyzar, Walmartsecure, Why, Zj314
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2017.09.19 14:25 BarnardsLoop Smash 4 Weekend Results Compilation #2 - September 9th-11th, 16th-17th (2GGC: West Side Saga, Karisuma 15, Ozhadou Nationals 15, MSM 113, SMYM 18, DreamHack Montreal, & Many More)

Skipped last week to focus on OrionRank, and also due to some medical issues. That meant this whole collection took a while to put together, but here it is - both last week and this week.

Purpose

Since March of 2016, I have been compiling tournament results onto Word files on my PC and have been posting them onto my database at Smashboards. I've mentioned this before, but here is my tournament database:
https://smashboards.com/threads/tournament-placing-database-scoring-project.437773/
There are five phases noted, with the most recent few being four month periods. Since Phase 5 has concluded, I've decided to begin crossposting things for Phase 6 between Smashboards and Reddit.

Format

(Tournament Name) (Date) (Region) (Entrant Count) (Category)
Categories are explained in my Smashboards post, but they effectively determine how much of a tournament I pull from. 1 = Top 4, 2 = Top 8, 3 = Top 16, 4 = Top 32, 5 = Top 64.
The determining of categories is generally subjective, but at around 70-80 entrants is generally the lower limit of Category 2, while large regionals are generally category 3s, and most events with sub-70/60 entrants are category 1 by default.

Region Maps

United States http://i.imgur.com/4Qo0Evn.jpg
Japan http://i.imgur.com/tbyAPr0.png
Canada https://i.imgur.com/mRSP9Hf.jpg (UPDATED)
All other countries have their country name listed as their region.
These are based of 18-ish months of data collection and are subject to change. Provide suggestions/arguments/etc. regarding region definitions if you want!

Tournament Submission Standards

I have a couple general rules regarding tournaments that are included in the database.
-Due to the linking with both character & player rankings, I abstain from including the vast majority of weekly series. Very exceptional cases are sometimes used, but weekly usage has a long history of diluting accuracy.
-I will sometimes "sample" relatively unknown regions, even if the entrant count is very low. This is simply to keep some record of results in otherwise obscure regions. Many examples can be found in my Smashboards post, including places like Norway, South Korea, Chile, Brazil, etc.
-Characters documented are generally only characters that took games/sets.

Tournament Results

2GGC: West Side Saga (September 9th) (Southern California) (300 Entrants) (Category 4)
1st: TSM ZeRo (DiddyKong)
2nd: P1 Tweek (Cloud)
3rd: Shuton (Olimar)
4th: KEN (Sonic)
5th: Kirihara (Rosalina)
5th: NRG Nairo (ZeroSuitSamus)
7th: Tsu (Lucario)
7th: LH Charliedaking (Fox)
9th: Scizor (Link)
9th: T (Link)
9th: LG Abadango (Mewtwo) (Bayonetta)
9th: EG Zinoto (DiddyKong)
13th: VaLoR (Sonic)
13th: StDx Falln (Rosalina)
13th: SWG Lima (Bayonetta)
13th: SAK Stroder (Greninja)
17th: Locus (Ryu)
17th: Apa~ (Ryu)
17th: SS (MaleVillager) (Ness)
17th: Javi (Cloud) (Sheik)
17th: BSD Aarvark (MaleVillager)
17th: eM Zenyou (Mario)
17th: BSD Elegant (Luigi)
17th: aperture (Sonic)
25th: FSTEP Tyrant (MetaKnight)
25th: Konga (DonkeyKong)
25th: PG Rich Brown (Mewtwo)
25th: Yatta JK (Bayonetta)
25th: Luhtie (ZeroSuitSamus)
25th: DSS (MetaKnight)
25th: TLTC (Palutena)
25th: Eon (Fox)
DreamHack Montreal (September 8th-10th) (Quebec) (241 Entrants) (Category 3)
1st: Larry Lurr (Fox) (DonkeyKong)
2nd: ESAM (Pikachu)
3rd: Mistake (Bayonetta)
4th: Dabuz (Rosalina)
5th: ANTi (Mario) (ZeroSuitSamus)
5th: Ally (Mario)
7th: Venom (Ryu)
7th: SuperGirlKels (Sonic)
9th: iModerz (Fox)
9th: Deathorse (Mewtwo)
9th: Yoh (DiddyKong) (Sheik)
9th: MVD (DiddyKong)
13th: ARJAY!!! (Samus)
13th: Fwed (Fox)
13th: Smokk (DiddyKong)
13th: Kiddykong (DiddyKong)
Emerald City V (September 9th) (Pacific Northwest) (112 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Cacogen (Sheik)
2nd: Big D (Mario) (CaptainFalcon)
3rd: Captain L (Pikachu) (Bayonetta)
4th: Shinkou (Sheik)
5th: Pokepen (Bayonetta)
5th: Magister (FemaleVillager) (Charizard)
7th: Locke (Megaman)
7th: Pyreeze (Samus)
Crusade (September 9th-10th) (United Kingdom) (87 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Ho (Sheik)
2nd: Afro Smash (Samus)
3rd: Peli (Sonic)
4th: Khanage (Peach)
5th: Magi (DonkeyKong)
5th: Kylethh (Yoshi)
7th: Willz (Cloud)
7th: Lucretio (ROB)
Shulla-Bra XI (September 10th) (Kyushu) (116 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Ri-ma (ToonLink)
2nd: FILIP (Mario) (Fox)
3rd: Mattun (Cloud)
4th: Kome (Shulk)
5th: Zaki (KingDeDeDe)
5th: Pikazono (Falco)
7th: Tarakotori (LittleMac)
7th: Hiro (Bayonetta)
Mega Smash Mondays 113 (September 11th) (Southern California) (97 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: KEN (Sonic)
2nd: Kirihara (Rosalina)
3rd: Elegant (Luigi)
4th: Shuton (Olimar)
5th: K9sbruce (DiddyKong) (Sheik)
5th: Javi (Cloud) (Sheik)
7th: Zenyou (Mario)
7th: Tsu (Lucario) (Ryu)
Show Me Your Moves 18 (September 9th) (Midwest) (140 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Ned (Cloud)
2nd: Tyroy (Bayonetta)
3rd: DarkShad (Ryu)
4th: ATATA (Ness)
5th: JJROCKETS (DiddyKong)
5th: Sinnyboo242 (Sheik)
7th: Mystearica (Bayonetta)
7th: BlazingSkie (Bayonetta)
GUMS 17 (September 9th) (New England) (87 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Marss (ZeroSuitSamus)
2nd: Light (Fox)
3rd: MattyG (Cloud)
4th: Axiom XL (Cloud)
5th: Edwin (Megaman)
5th: Kogarasuma (Lucina)
7th: IceArrow (Greninja)
7th: Chavo (Bayonetta)
Mid-South Championships 2017 (September 9th-10th) (Inland/Gulf Southeast) (30 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Phenom (Fox)
2nd: Makibaz (Mario)
3rd: Jimmy (Cloud)
4th: Doctor B (CaptainFalcon)
Down B September Monthly (September 10th) (62 Entrants) (Midwest) (Category 1)
1st: yeti (ToonLink) (Megaman)
2nd: Nameless (DiddyKong)
3rd: Cookietic (Ike)
4th: Skorpio (FemaleRobin)
Union XVII (September 9th) (Finland) (40 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Lancelot (DiddyKong)
2nd: Solobattle (Cloud)
3rd: Schwa (DiddyKong)
4th: Trifroze (CaptainFalcon)
This Means War (September 10th) (Texas) (57 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Barakas (Yoshi)
2nd: Cashmere (CaptainFalcon)
3rd: mbohne (Mario)
4th: BC (Cloud)
NOLA Smash Tournament 25 (September 10th) (Gulf/Inland Southeast) (30 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Samsora (Peach) (Rosalina)
2nd: Captain Zack (Bayonetta) (FemaleWiiFitTrainer)
3rd: Blank (Sheik)
4th: C. Falcon (Rosalina)
Beyond the Glory VI: Atlixco Saga (September 10th) (Mexico) (59 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Pablo (Mewtwo)
2nd: Citi (MrGameAndWatch)
3rd: Cinder (Sonic)
4th: Don Papi (Sheik) (Cloud)
Karisuma 15 (September 16th) (Chubu) (80 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Kuro (Fox) (Bayonetta)
2nd: Masha (DiddyKong)
3rd: Sukekokko (Greninja)
4th: Taiheita (Lucas)
5th: Hatsuyuki (BowserJr)
5th: Saiya (CaptainFalcon)
7th: Chanshu (Ryu)
7th: Gobu (MetaKnight)
Odyssey (September 16th) (Rocky Mountains) (90 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: BestNess (Ness)
2nd: BANG! (DiddyKong)
3rd: Shoe (ZeroSuitSamus)
4th: MageOfSymphonia (Rosalina)
5th: JFK (Yoshi)
5th: King (Luigi)
7th: FroZn (Mario)
7th: SAMFISH (MaleVillager)
Ozhadou Nationals 15 (September 16th) (Australia) (130 Entrants) (Category 2)
1st: Extra (MrGameAndWatch)
2nd: Jdizzle (ToonLink)
3rd: BluB (Bayonetta) (Fox)
4th: Waveguider (Greninja) (FemaleWiiFitTrainer)
5th: Tru4 (Shulk)
5th: Ghost (Bayonetta)
7th: Luco (Lucas) (Ness)
7th: Snugs (Ryu)
Gwinnett Brawl September (September 16th) (Coastal Southeast) (74 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: ScAtt (Megaman)
2nd: Fatality (CaptainFalcon)
3rd: Sonido (Sonic)
4th: Hyper (Roy)
Invasion 19 (September 16th) (New England) (46 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Dabuz (Rosalina)
2nd: Light (Fox)
3rd: Pugwest (Marth)
4th: Craftis (Sonic)
Comeback (September 16th) (Mexico) (56 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Chag (Bayonetta)
2nd: Hyuga (ToonLink)
3rd: Richy (DonkeyKong)
4th: BryanZ (DiddyKong)
Master Hand Monthly (September 16th) (Midwest) (56 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Mystearica (Bayonetta)
2nd: Sells (Bayonetta)
3rd: StardusT (Sonic)
4th: DarkShad (Ryu)
RoMo 22 (September 16th) (Midwest) (60 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Drystan (Bayonetta)
2nd: DoctorB (CaptainFalcon)
3rd: Quilly (Bowser) (Falco)
4th: Zguh (Pikachu) (DonkeyKong) (MetaKnight)
One More Game 7 (September 16th) (Tristate) (43 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Shoyo James (DiddyKong)
2nd: Vivid (Bayonetta)
3rd: JaKaL (Sonic) (DiddyKong)
4th: CORONA17 (DiddyKong) (DonkeyKong) (Sheik)
Hypertension 15 (September 16th) (Midwest) (39 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Nev (Mewtwo)
2nd: Welfare Pickles (Mario) (Fox)
3rd: Skillager (MaleVillager) (Greninja)
4th: Hotdogknight! (Bayonetta)
TIMBER 4 (September 16th) (New England) (36 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Ntarps (Cloud)
2nd: Kuma (Sonic)
3rd: EPM (FemaleCorrin)
4th: Reminae (Greninja) (Bayonetta)
Nantes Game Xperience (September 16th) (France) (30 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Elexiao (Greninja)
2nd: Nin’ (DiddyKong)
3rd: OurOuzBek (Ryu)
4th: Nives (Cloud)
University Street Battle 11 (September 17th) (British Columbia) (47 Entrants) (Category 1)
1st: Big D (Mario) (CaptainFalcon)
2nd: Captain L (Pikachu) (Bayonetta)
3rd: Len (Pit)
4th: Zak (DiddyKong) (Fox)

Character Results - September 1st-18th

As noted in the linked database, I use character results from tournaments to form a results-based data set on characters. This methodology has been used in the bulk of my character-results related projects. I was originally going to only start showing results actively on my reddit posts after a month of the new phase, however, I'll post them here.
There is the addendum that, like Cloudhead, early results are bizarre looking: Don't take this list too seriously until around two months have passed, since that provides time for most character mains to participate and really show how the meta is trending. The methodology for this (sans some small updates regarding secondaries) is described in the Smashboards post I link. I will have a doc at the ready for next week's iteration.
(DiddyKong) – 78.25
(Bayonetta) – 73
(Cloud) – 59.5
(Mario) – 54.75
(Fox) – 53.5
(Sonic) – 50
(Sheik) – 40.25
(Rosalina) - 38
(ZeroSuitSamus) – 26
(Mewtwo) - 25
(CaptainFalcon) – 24.5
(ToonLink) – 24
(Ryu) – 23.5
(Greninja) – 23
(Pikachu) – 18
(Ness) – 17.5
(Luigi) – 17
(Samus) – 14
(Olimar) – 13
(Link) – 13
(MaleVillager) – 13
(DonkeyKong) – 12.5
(Yoshi) – 11
(MetaKnight) – 9.5
(MrGameAndWatch) – 9
(Megaman) – 9
(Peach) – 8
(Lucario) – 8
(Roy) – 6.5
(Lucas) – 6
(Shulk) – 5
(Falco) – 4
(Ike) – 4
(FemaleWiiFitTrainer) – 3
(FemaleCorrin) – 3
(Bowser) – 3
(Palutena) – 3
(ROB) – 2
(Lucina) – 2
(KingDeDeDe) – 2
(Marth) – 2
(Pit) – 2
(BowserJr) – 2
(Charizard) – 1
(LittleMac) – 1
(FemaleRobin) - 1

Conclusion

That’s all for this week! Point out any mistakes you see and I’ll correct them – I’ve contacted plenty of people before to clarify character results, and the purpose of this is to be fully accurate. Thanks for reading!
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2017.06.15 06:48 tombstoneshadows28 All of the MPAA/CARA-rated films of 2007 (out of the 5,337 films released worldwide that year.)

G
  1. Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! (Director: Davis Doi)
  2. Continental, un film sans fusil (Director: Stéphane Lafleur)
  3. Her Best Move (Director: Norm Hunter)
  4. Meet The Robinsons (Director: Stephen j. Anderson)
  5. Moondance Alexander (Director: Michael Damian)
  6. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (Director: Zach Helm)
  7. Ratatouille (Directors: Brad Bird + Jan Pinkava)
  8. The Fox + The Child (Director: Luc Jacquet)
  9. The Secret Of The Magic Gourd (Director: Frankie Chung)
  10. Where Is Winky’s Horse (Director: Mischa Kamp)
PG
  1. A Plumm Summer (Director: Caroline Zelder)
  2. Alvin + The Chipmunks (Director: Tim Hill)
  3. Americanizing Shelley (Director: Lorraine Senna)
  4. Are We Done Yet? (Director: Steve Carr)
  5. August Rush (Director: Kirsten Sheridan)
  6. Battle For Terra (Director: Aristomenis Tsirbas)
  7. Beauty and the Beast: A Latter-Day Tale (Directors: B.J. Alexander + Brian Brough)
  8. Becoming Jane (Director: Julian Jarrold)
  9. Bee Movie (Directors: Steve Hickner + Simon J. Smith)
  10. Believe (Director: Loki Mulholland)
  11. Bratz (Director: Sean McNamara)
  12. Bride + Doom (Director: Michael S. Lucas)
  13. Bridge To Terabithia (Director: Gabor Csupo)
  14. California Dreaming (Director: Linda Voorhees)
  15. Caramel (Director: Nadine Labaki)
  16. Christmas Story (Director: Juha Wuolijoki)
  17. Christmas In Wonderland (Director: James Orr)
  18. Closing Escrow (Directors: Armen Kaprelian + Kent Llewellyn)
  19. Daddy Day Camp (Director: Fred Savage)
  20. Death Defying Acts (Director: Gillian Armstrong)
  21. Donkey Xote (Donkey X) (Director: Jose Pozo)
  22. El viaje de la nonna (Director: Batan Silva)
  23. Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (Directors: Dave Kim + Rex Piano)
  24. Enchanted (Director: Kevin Lima)
  25. Evan Almighty (Director: Tom Shadyac)
  26. Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (Director: Tim Story)
  27. Finding Rin Tin Tin (Director: Danny Lerner)
  28. Firehouse Dog (Director: Todd Holland)
  29. Fishtales (Director: Alki David)
  30. Frank (Director: Douglas Cheney)
  31. Fred Claus (Director: David Dobkin)
  32. Hairspray (Director: Adam Shankman)
  33. Heber Holiday (Director: McKay Daines)
  34. Inside The Locket (Director: Daniel Tadin)
  35. La leyenda de la Nahuala (Director: Ricardo Arnaiz)
  36. La vida por un rato de placer (Director: Emilio Vega)
  37. Like Stars On Earth (Director: Aamir Khan + Amole Gupte)
  38. Martian Child (Director: Menno Meyjes)
  39. Mr. Bean’s Holiday (Director: Steve Bendelack)
  40. Mug Travel (Director: Lim Ah-ron)
  41. Nancy Drew (Director: Andrew Fleming)
  42. National Treasure: Book Of Secrets (Director: Jon Turteltaub)
  43. No Reservations (Director: Scott Hicks)
  44. Noëlle (Director: David Wall)
  45. Owl + The Sparrow (Director: Stephane Gauger)
  46. Piccadilly Cowboy (Director: Tyler Ford)
  47. Pride (Director: Sunu Gonera)
  48. Randy + The Mob (Director: Ray McKinnon)
  49. Razzle Dazzle (Director: Darren Ashton)
  50. Saawariya (Director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali)
  51. Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour (Director: Lisa Comrie)
  52. Saving Sarah Cain (Director: Michael Landon, Jr.)
  53. Shrek The Third (Directors: Chris Miller + Raman Hui)
  54. Simple Things (Director: Andrew C. Erin)
  55. Surf’s Up (Director: Ash Brannon + Chris Buck)
  56. TMNT (Director: Kevin Munroe)
  57. Taking 5 (Director: Andrew Waller)
  58. The 11th Hour (Director: Zelalem Woldemariam)
  59. The Bracelet Of Bordeaux (Director: Casey Kelly)
  60. The Dance (Director: McKay Daines)
  61. The Game Plan (Director: Andy Fickman)
  62. The Haunting Of Marsten Manor (Director: Dave Sapp)
  63. The Last Mimzy (Director: Robert Shaye)
  64. The List (Director: Gary Wheeler)
  65. The Perfect Holiday (Director: Lance Rivera)
  66. The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising (Director: David L. Cunningham)
  67. The Ten Commandments (Directors: Bill Boyce + John Stronach)
  68. The Three Investigators and the Secret of Skeleton Island (Director: Florian Baxmeyer)
  69. The Water Horse (Director: Jay Russell)
  70. Turn Around (Director: Brian Brough)
  71. Uncle P (Director: Bernard Gourley)
  72. Underdog (Director: Frederik Du Chau)
  73. Veritas, Prince Of Truth (Director: Arturo Ruiz-Esparza)
  74. Welcome To Paradise (Director: Brent Huff)
  75. White Air (Director: U. Wolfgang Wagenknecht)
PG-13
  1. 12 (Director: Nikita Mikhalkov)
  2. 1408 (Director: Mikael Håfström)
  3. 1971 (Director: Amrit Sagar)
  4. 48 Angels (Director: Marion Comer)
  5. A Dance For Bethany (Director: Brian Gurley)
  6. Aberration (Director: Douglas Elford-Argent)
  7. Across The Universe (Director: Julie Taymor)
  8. Adventures Of Johnny Tao (Director: Kenn Scott)
  9. Amexicano (Director: Matthew Bonifacio)
  10. Appleseed Ex Machina (Director: Shinji Aramaki)
  11. Arnolds Park (Director: Gene Teigland)
  12. Attack Of The Gryphon (Director: Andrew Prowse)
  13. August Evening (Director: Chris Eska)
  14. Bagboy (National Lampoon’s) (Director: Mort Nathan)
  15. Balls Of Fury (Director: Robert Ben Garant)
  16. Be My Baby (Director: Bryce Olson)
  17. Because I Said So (Director: Michael Lehmann)
  18. Before The Rains (Director: Santosh Sivan)
  19. Beowulf (Director: Robert Zemeckis)
  20. Bheja Fry (Director: Sagar Ballary)
  21. Big Man Japan (Director: Hitoshi Matsumoto)
  22. Blackwater (Directors: Bill Rogers, Bill Schreiber + R. Douglas Zipperer)
  23. Blades Of Glory (Directors: Josh Gordon + Will Speck)
  24. Blonde Ambition (Director: Scott Marshall)
  25. Blonde + Blonder (Director: Dean Hamilton)
  26. Blood + Chocolate (Director: Katja von Garnier)
  27. Boxboarders! (Director: Rob Hedden)
  28. Breach (Director: Billy Ray)
  29. Breakfast With Scot (Director: Laurie Lynd)
  30. Brick Lane (Director: Sarah Gavron)
  31. Broken English (Director: Zoe R. Cassavetes)
  32. Cassandra’s Dream (Director: Woody Allen)
  33. Code Name: The Cleaner (Director: Les Mayfield)
  34. Cosmic Radio (Director: Stephen Savage)
  35. Cover (Director: Bill Duke)
  36. Daddy’s Little Girls (Director: Tyler Perry)
  37. Dan In Real Life (Director: Peter Hedges)
  38. December Boys (Director: Rod Hardy)
  39. Delta Farce (Director: C.B. Harding)
  40. Disturbia (Director: D.J. Caruso)
  41. Dragon Wars: D-War (Director: Hyung-rae Shim)
  42. Elizabeth (Director: Shekhar Kapur)
  43. Elvis + Anabelle (Director: Will Geiger)
  44. Emotional Arithmetic (Director: Paolo Barzman)
  45. Epic Movie (Directors: Jason Friedberg + Aaron Seltzer)
  46. Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone (Directors: Masayuki, Kazuya Tsurumaki + Hideaki Anno)
  47. Evening (Director: Lajos Koltai)
  48. Feel The Noise (Director: Alejandro Chomski)
  49. First Born (Director: Isaac Webb)
  50. First Night Out (Director: Kurt Struss)
  51. Flawless (Director: Michael Radford)
  52. Freedom Writers (Director: Richard LaGravenese)
  53. Full Of It (Director: Christian Charles)
  54. Furry Hamsters From Hell (Director: Robert Thayer)
  55. Ghost Image (Director: Jack Snyder)
  56. Ghost Rider (Director: Mark Steven Johnson)
  57. Goal II: Living The Dream (Director: Jaume Collet-Serra)
  58. Grace Is Gone (Director: Jim Strouse)
  59. Gracie (Director: Davis Guggenheim)
  60. Happy Valley (Director: Tina Murgas)
  61. Harry Potter + The Order OF The Phoenix (Director: David yates)
  62. Harvest Of Redemption (Director: Javier Chapa)
  63. Honeydripper (Director: John Sayles)
  64. Hot Rod (Director: Akiva Schaffer)
  65. How She Move (Director: Ian Iqbal Rashid)
  66. Humble Pie (Director: Chris Bowman)
  67. I Am Legend (Director: Francis Lawrence)
  68. I Could Never Be Your Woman (Director: Amy Heckerling)
  69. I Now Pronounce You Chuck + Larry (Director: Dennis Dugan)
  70. Imprint (Director: Michael Linn)
  71. In The Land Of Women (Director: Jon Kasdan)
  72. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (Director: Uwe Boll)
  73. Juno (Director: Jason Reitman)
  74. Kabluey (Director: Scott Prendergast)
  75. Kickin’ It Old Skool (Director: Harvey Glazer)
  76. King Of California (Director: Mike Cahill)
  77. La Vie en Rose (Director: Olivier Dahan)
  78. Ladrón que roba a ladrón (Director: Joe Menendez)
  79. Lars + The Real Girl (Director: Craig Gillespie)
  80. License To Wed (Director: Ken Kwapis)
  81. Limbo (Director: Mitch Temple)
  82. Live Free Or Die Hard (Director: Len Wiseman)
  83. Love + Honor (Director: Dwight Brooks)
  84. Love + Mary (Director: Elizabeth Harrison)
  85. Lucky You (Director: Curtis Hanson)
  86. Mama’s Boy (Director: Tim Hamilton)
  87. Man In The Chair (Director: Michael Schroeder)
  88. Manuela + Manuel (Director: Raúl Marchand Sánchez)
  89. Marigold (Director: Willard Carroll)
  90. Married Life (Director: Ira Sachs)
  91. Molière (Director: Laurent Tirard)
  92. Moola (Director: Don Most)
  93. Moving McAllister (Director: Andrew Black)
  94. Mr. Art Critic (Director: Richard Brauer)
  95. Mr. Woodcock (Director: Craig Gillespie)
  96. Music + Lyrics (Director: Marc Lawrence)
  97. My Blueberry Nights (Director: Kar-Wai Wong)
  98. Natalie (Directors: Dane DeFea + Michael DiGiorgio, Jr.)
  99. Netherbeast Incorporated (Director: Dean Matthew Ronalds)
  100. Next (Director: Lee Tamahori)
  101. Nina + The Mystery Of The Secret Room (Director: Stephen Eckelberry)
  102. Norbit (Director: Brian Robbins)
  103. O’Horten (Director: Bent Hamer)
  104. Ocean’s Thirteen (Director: Steven Soderbergh)
  105. Om Shanti Om (Director: Farah Khan)
  106. One Piece: Episode of Alabaster - Sabaku no Ojou to Kaizoku Tachi (Director: Takahiro Imamura)
  107. P.S. I Love You (Director: Richard LaGravenese)
  108. Pain Within (Director: Rawn Hutchinson)
  109. Palo Alto, CA (Director: Brad Leong)
  110. Passage To Zarahemla (Director: Chris Heimerdinger)
  111. Persepolis (Directors: Vincent Paronnaud + Marjane Satrapi)
  112. Ping Pong Playa (Director: Jessica Yu)
  113. Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End (Director: Gore Verbinski)
  114. Premonition (Director: Mennan Yapo)
  115. Quemar las naves (Director: Francisco Franco Alba)
  116. Rails + Ties (Director: Alison Eastwood)
  117. Redline (Director: Andy Cheng)
  118. Resurrecting The Champ (Director: Rod Lurie)
  119. Roses Of April (Director: Claudia Damasceno)
  120. Rush Hour III (Director: Brett Ratner)
  121. Shiloh Falls (Director: Adrian Fulle)
  122. Shotgun Stories (Director: Jeff Nichols)
  123. Solitaire (Director: Evan Atwood)
  124. Son Of Rambow (Director: Garth Jennings)
  125. Spider-Man 3 (Director: Sam Raimi)
  126. Spiral (Directors: Adam Green + Joel David Moore)
  127. St. Trinian’s (Directors: Oliver Parker + Barnaby Thompson)
  128. Stardust (Director: Matthew Vaughn)
  129. Starting Out In The Evening (Director: Andrew Wagner)
  130. Starting From Scratch (Director: Tha Voyce)
  131. Still Small Voices (Director: Mario Azzopardi)
  132. Stomp The Yard (Director: Sylvain White)
  133. Suburban Girl (Director: Marc Klein)
  134. Sydney White (Director: Joe Nussbaum)
  135. The Baker (Director: Gareth Lewis)
  136. The Band’s Visit (Director: Eran Kolirin)
  137. The Bourne Ultimatum (Director: Paul Greengrass)
  138. The Bucket List (Director: Rob Reiner)
  139. The Comebacks (Director: Tom Brady)
  140. The Dead One (Director: Brian Cox)
  141. The Diving Bell + The Butterfly (Director: Julian Schnabel)
  142. The Dukes (Director: Robert Davi)
  143. The Fall Of Night (Director: Derrick Warfel)
  144. The Final Season (Director: David M. Evans)
  145. The Gentleman (Director: Joe Valenti)
  146. The Golden Compass (Director: Chris Weitz)
  147. The Great Debaters (Director: Denzel Washington)
  148. The Invasion (Directors: Oliver Hirschbiegel + James McTeigue)
  149. The Invisible (Director: David S. Goyer)
  150. The Jane Austen Book Club (Director: Robin Swicord)
  151. The Kite Runner (Director: Marc Forster)
  152. The Last Legion (Director: Doug Lefler)
  153. The Last Sin Eater (Director: Michael Landon, Jr.)
  154. The List (Director: Brandon Sonnier)
  155. The Living Wake (Director: Sol Tryon)
  156. The Messengers (Directors: Danny Pang + Oxide Chun Pang)
  157. The Nanny Diaries (Directors: Shari Springer Berman + Robert Pulcini)
  158. The Neighbor (Director: Eddie O’Flaherty)
  159. The Riddle (Director: Brendan Foley)
  160. The Simpsons Movie (Director: David Silverman)
  161. The Speed Track (Director: Jayasurya)
  162. The Unknown Trilogy (Directors: Brian Cavallaro + Sal Mazzotta)
  163. The Visitor (Director: Tim McCarthy)
  164. The World Unseen (Director: Shamim Sarif)
  165. This Christmas (Director: Preston A. Whitmore II)
  166. Three Days To Vegas (Director: Charlie Picerni)
  167. Tijuana Makes Me Happy (Director: Dylan Verrechia)
  168. Tortilla Heaven (Director: Judy Hecht Dumontet)
  169. Transformers (Director: Michael Bay)
  170. Treasure Raiders (Director: Brent Huff)
  171. Vegas Background (Director: Jackamoe Buzzell)
  172. Vexille (Director: Fumihiko Sori)
  173. Waitress (Director: Adrienne Shelly)
  174. War Eagle, Arkansas (Director: Robert Milazzo)
  175. When Did You Last See Your Father? (Director: Anand Tucker)
  176. When Nietzsche Wept (Director: Pinchas Perry)
  177. White Noise II: The Light (Director: Patrick Lussier)
  178. Who’s Your Caddy? (Director: Don Michael Paul)
  179. Why Did I Get Married? (Director: Tyler Perry)
  180. Wild Hogs (Director: Walt Becker)
  181. Year Of The Dog (Director: Mike White)
R
  1. 2 Days In Paris (Director: Julie Delpy)
  2. 28 Weeks Later... (Director: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo)
  3. 30 Days Of Night (Director: David Slade)
  4. 3:10 To Yuma (Director: James Mangold)
  5. 7 Colombian Kilos (Director: Zeke Gonzales)
  6. 88 Minutes (Director: Jon Avnet)
  7. A Mighty Heart (Director: Michael Winterbottom)
  8. A Poor Kid’s Guide To Success (Director: Thomas Dagnino)
  9. Adrift In Manhattan (Director: Alfredo Rodriguez de Villa)
  10. Afghan Nights (Director: Allan Harmon)
  11. Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (Directors: Colin Strause + Greg Strause)
  12. All Hat (Director: Leonard Farlinger)
  13. Along The Way (Director: Andrew Bowen)
  14. Already Dead (Director: Joe Otting)
  15. American Gangster (Director: Ridley Scott)
  16. American Loser (Director: Tod Harrison Williams)
  17. An American Crime (Director: Tommy O’Haver)
  18. Anamorph (Director: Henry Miller)
  19. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (Directors: Matt Maiellaro + Dave Willis)
  20. Artifacts (Directors: Giles Daoust + Emmanuel Jespers)
  21. Assassins’ Reunion (Director: Daniel Gaffouri)
  22. Atonement (Director: Joe Wright)
  23. Awake (Director: Joby Harold)
  24. Bad Girl Island (Director: Stewart Raffill)
  25. Bad Girls (Director: Fernando Sariñana)
  26. Badland (Director: Francesco Lucente)
  27. Battle For Haditha (Director: Nick Broomfield)
  28. Battle In Seattle (Director: Stuart Townsend)
  29. Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead (Director: Sidney Lumet)
  30. Beneath (Director: Dagen Merrill)
  31. Big Stan (Director: Rob Schneider)
  32. Bird In A Glass House (Director: Hannah Dennis)
  33. Black Irish (Director: Brad Gann)
  34. Black Water (Directors: David Nerlich + Andrew Traucki)
  35. Blind Eye (Director: Mark McNabb)
  36. Blood Brothers (Director: Alexi Tan)
  37. Blue Lake Butcher (Director: Michael Saquella)
  38. Blue State (Director: Marshall Lewy)
  39. Boarding Gate (Director: Olivier Assayas)
  40. Body Armour (Director: Gerry Lively)
  41. Bone Dry (Director: Brett A. Hart)
  42. Borderland (Director: Zev Berman)
  43. Born (Director: Richard Friedman)
  44. Boy A (Director: John Crowley)
  45. Broken Arrows (Director: Reid Gershbein)
  46. Brooklyn Rules (Director: Michael Corrente)
  47. Brotherhood Of Blood (Directors: Michael Roesch + Peter Scheerer)
  48. Brothers Three: An American Gothic (Director: Paul Kampf)
  49. Brutal Massacre: A Comedy (Director: Stevan Mena)
  50. Bunny Whipped (Director: Rafael Riera)
  51. Captivity (Director: Roland Joffé)
  52. Careless (Director: Peter Spears)
  53. Carnivorous (Director: Drew Maxwell)
  54. Catacombs (Directors: Tomm Coker + David Elliot)
  55. Cañitas. Presencia (Director: Julio Cesar Estrada)
  56. Chapter 27 (Director: J.P. Schaefer)
  57. Charlie Bartlett (Director: Jon Poll)
  58. Charlie Wilson’s War (Director: Mike Nichols)
  59. Chasing Robert (Director: Len Austrevich)
  60. Cherry Crush (Director: Nicholas DiBella)
  61. City Of Men (Director: Paulo Morelli)
  62. Cleaner (Director: Renny Harlin)
  63. Closing The Ring (Director: Richard Attenborough)
  64. Closure (Director: Dan Reed)
  65. Complete Map Of The Universe (Director: Nick Peterson)
  66. Control (Director: Anton Corbijn)
  67. Cook-Off! (Director: Guy Shalem)
  68. Cougar Club (Director: Christopher Duddy)
  69. Crashing (Director: Gary Walkow)
  70. Cthulhu (Director: Dan Gildark)
  71. Cuando las cosas suceden (Director: Antonio Peláez)
  72. Curse Of Alcatraz (Director: Daniel Zirilli)
  73. Dark Matter (Director: Shi-Zheng Chen)
  74. Day Zero (Director: Bryan Gunnar Cole)
  75. Days Of Darkness (Director: Jake Kennedy)
  76. Dead Silence (Director: James Wan)
  77. Dead Tone (Directors: Brian Hooks + Deon Taylor)
  78. Dead Wood (Directors: David Bryant, Sebastian Smith + Richard Stiles)
  79. Death Sentence (Director: James Wan)
  80. Death At A Funeral (Director: Frank Oz)
  81. Dedication (Director: Justin Theroux)
  82. Descent (Director: Talia Lugacy)
  83. Desperate Escape (Director: Ray Brown)
  84. Diamond Dogs (Directors: Shimon Dotan + Dolph Lundgren)
  85. Diary Of The Dead (Director: George A. Romero)
  86. Dos abrazos (Director: Enrique Begné)
  87. Dreaming Of Society (Director: Andreas G. Andreou)
  88. Drive Thru (Directors: Brendan Cowles + Shane Kuhn)
  89. Eagle vs. Shark (Director: Taika Waititi)
  90. Eastern Promises (Director: David Cronenberg)
  91. Eden Log (Director: Franck Vestiel)
  92. El rey de la montaña (Director: Gonzalo López-Gallego)
  93. El último justo (Director: Manuel Carballo)
  94. Elite Squad (Director: José Padilha)
  95. Everybody Wants To Be Italian (Director: Jason Todd Ipson)
  96. Expired (Director: Cecilia Miniucchi)
  97. Ext: Hair Extensions (Director: Sion Sono)
  98. Fall Down Dead (Director: Jon Keeyes)
  99. Far North (Director: Asif Kapadia)
  100. Feast Of Love (Director: Robert Benton)
  101. Fighting Words (Director: E. Paul Edwards)
  102. Fighting With Anger (Director: Sam Um)
  103. Fist Of The Warrior (Director: Wayne Kennedy)
  104. Flash Point (Director: Wilson Yip)
  105. For Pete’s Wake! (Directors: James Alario + Robin Atkin Downes)
  106. Forest OF Death (Director: Danny Pang)
  107. Forfeit (Director: Andrea Shea)
  108. Four Sheets To The Wind (Director: Sterlin Harjo)
  109. Fracture (Director: Gregory Hoblit)
  110. Frayed (Directors: Norbert Caoili + Rob Portmann)
  111. Fugitive Pieces (Director: Jeremy Podeswa)
  112. Full Circle (Director: June Daguiso)
  113. Funny Games (Director: Michael Haneke)
  114. G.P.S. (Director: Eric Colley)
  115. Game Of Life (Director: Joseph Merhi)
  116. Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary (Director: Coke Daniels)
  117. Gardener Of Evil (Director: Kevin Connolly)
  118. Genghis Khan: To The Ends Of The Earth + Sea (Director: Shin'ichirô Sawai)
  119. Georgia Rule (Director: Garry Marshall)
  120. Ghost Town: The Movie (Directors: Jeff Kennedy + Dean Teaster(
  121. Gone Baby Gone (Director: Ben Affleck)
  122. Good Luck Chuck (Director: Mark Helfrich)
  123. Great World Of Sound (Director: Craig Zobel)
  124. Greetings From The Shore (Director: Greg Chwerchak)
  125. Grindhouse (Directors: Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Eli Roth, Edgar Wright, + Rob Zombie)
  126. Guantanamero (Director: Vicente Peñarrocha)
  127. Hacia la oscuridad (Director: Antonio Negret)
  128. Hack! (Director: Matt Flynn)
  129. Hallam Foe (Director: David Mackenzie)
  130. Halloween (Director: Rob Zombie)
  131. Hannibal Rising (Director: Peter Webber)
  132. Hasta el viento tiene miedo (Director: Gustavo Moheno)
  133. Haunted Forest (Director: Mauro Borrelli)
  134. Headless Horseman (Director: Anthony C. Ferrante)
  135. Heavy Petting (Director: Marcel Sarmiento)
  136. Hitman (Director: Xavier Gens)
  137. Holding Trever (Director: Rosser Goodman)
  138. Home Of The Giants (Director: Rusty Gorman)
  139. Homo Erectus (Director: Adam Rifkin)
  140. Hostel, Part II (Director: Eli Roth)
  141. Hot Fuzz (Director: Edgar Wright)
  142. Hounddog (Director: Deborah Kampmeier)
  143. I Do + I Don’t (Director: Steve Blair)
  144. I Know Who Killed Me (Director: Chris Sivertson)
  145. I Think I Love My Wife (Director: Chris Rock)
  146. I Want Candy (Director: Stephen Surjik)
  147. I’m Not There (Director: Todd Haynes)
  148. I'm Through with White Girls (The Inevitable Undoing of Jay Brooks) (Director: Jennifer Sharp)
  149. Identity Theft (Director: Alfredo Rates)
  150. If I Had Know I Was A Genius (Director: Dominque Wirtschafter)
  151. Illegal Aliens (Director: David Giancola)
  152. Illegal Tender (Director: Franc. Reyes)
  153. In the Valley of Elah (Director: Paul Haggis)
  154. Inside (Director: Alexandre Bustillo + Julien Maury)
  155. Interview (Director: Steve Buscemi)
  156. Into The Wild (Director: Sean Penn)
  157. Introducing The Dwights (Director: Cherie Nowlan)
  158. Invisible Target (Director: Benny Chan)
  159. Irina Palm (Director: Sam Garbarski)
  160. J-ok’el (Director: Benjamin Williams)
  161. Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (Director: Jon Knautz)
  162. Jessie + Jill (Director: Dakkan Abbe)
  163. Joshua (Director: George Ratliff)
  164. Jump Offs (Director: Derrick Simmons)
  165. Juncture (Director: James Seale)
  166. Kaw (Director: Sheldon Wilson)
  167. Kill Buljo: The Movie (Director: Tommy Wirkola)
  168. Kiss The Bride (Director: C. Jay Cox)
  169. Knocked Up (Director: Judd Apatow)
  170. Kush (Director: York Alec Shackleton)
  171. L.A.A.P Presents Family Values (Director: Derek D. Dow)
  172. L.A. Blues (Director: Ian Gurvitz)
  173. Lake Dead (Director: George Bessudo)
  174. Left For Dead (Director: Christopher Harrison)
  175. Left For Dead (Director: Albert Pyun)
  176. Leningrad (Director: Aleksandr Buravskiy)
  177. Life Goes On (Director: Brian Lawrence)
  178. Lions For Lambs (Director: Robert Redford)
  179. Live! (Director: Bill Guttentag)
  180. Lone Star Blues (Director: JD Sitter)
  181. Look (Director: Adam Rifkin)
  182. Love In The Time Of Cholera (Director: Mike Newell)
  183. Love...And Other Four Letter Words (Director: Steven Ayromlooi)
  184. Loveless In Los Angeles (Director: Archie Gips)
  185. Lovesickness (Directors: Carlitos Ruiz Ruiz + Mariem Pérez Riera)
  186. Machine (Director: Michael Lazar)
  187. Margot At The Wedding (Director: Noah Baumbach)
  188. Meet Bill (Directors: Bernie Goldmann + Melisa Wallack)
  189. Metamorphosis (Director: Jenö Hodi)
  190. Mexican Sunrise (Director: Rowdy Stovall)
  191. Michael Clayton (Director: Tony Gilroy)
  192. Millennium Crisis (Director: Andrew Bellware)
  193. Mirageman (Director: Ernesto Diaz Espinoza)
  194. Missionary Man (Director: Dolph Lundgren)
  195. Money (Director: San Banarje)
  196. Mongol: The Rise Of Genghis Khan (Director: Sergei Bodrov)
  197. Moscow Chill (Director: Chris Solimine)
  198. Mosquita muerta (Director: Joaquin Bissner)
  199. Mother Of Tears (Director: Dario Argento)
  200. Mr. Brooks (Director: Bruce A. Evans)
  201. Muay Thai Fighter (Director: Kongkiat Khormsiri)
  202. Murderess (Director: Scott Coblio)
  203. Music Within (Director: Steven Sawalich)
  204. My Brother Is An Only Child (Director: Daniele Luchetti)
  205. My Daughter, My Angel (Director: Alexis Durand-Brault)
  206. My Name Is Bruce (Director: Bruce Campbell)
  207. My Sexiest Year (Director: Howard Himelstein)
  208. Nailed (Director: Gabriel Dowrick)
  209. Naked Fear (Director: Thom Eberhardt)
  210. Nanking (Directors: Bill Guttentag + Dan Sturman)
  211. Natasha (Director: Jag Mundhra)
  212. Never Forever (Director: Gina Kim)
  213. New York City Serenade (Director: Frank Whaley)
  214. Night Junkies (Director: Lawrence Pearce)
  215. Night Skies (Director: Roy Knyrim)
  216. Nightmare City 2035 (Director: Terence H. Winkless)
  217. Nightwatching (Director: Peter Greenaway)
  218. Nitro (Director: Alain Desrochers)
  219. No Country For Old Men (Director: Joel Coen)
  220. Nobel Son (Director: Randall Miller)
  221. Normal (Director: Carl Bessai)
  222. Normal Adolescent Behavior (Director: Beth Schacter)
  223. Numb (Director: Harris Goldberg)
  224. Nympha (Director: Ivan Zuccon)
  225. Octane (Director: Mark Jay)
  226. Once (Director: John Carney)
  227. Opapatika (Director: Thanakorn Pongsuwan)
  228. Outlaw (Director: Nick Love)
  229. P.O.E. (Directors: Damon Diddit + Natural Langdon)
  230. P2 (Director: Franck Khalfoun)
  231. Paranoid Park (Director: Gus Van Sant)
  232. Paranormal Activity (Director: Oren Peli)
  233. Partition (Director: Vic Sarin)
  234. Pathfinder (Director: Marcus Nispel)
  235. Payback (Director: Eric Norris)
  236. Perfect Stranger (Director: James Foley)
  237. Pigs (Director: Karl DiPelino)
  238. Poor Boy’s Game (Director: Clement Virgo)
  239. Postal (Director: Uwe Boll)
  240. Pretty Cool Too (Director: Rolfe Kanefsky)
  241. Primal (Director: Steffen Schlachtenhaufen)
  242. Primeval (Director: Michael Katleman)
  243. Prism (Director: David G. Simmons)
  244. Protégé (Director: Tung-Shing Yee)
  245. Psycho Ward (Director: Patrick McBrearty)
  246. Puffball: The Devils Eyeball (Director: Nicolas Roeg)
  247. Raiders Of The Damned (Director: Milko Davis)
  248. [rec.] (Directors: Jaume Balagueró + Paco Plaza)
  249. Redacted (Director: Brian De Palma)
  250. Redrum (Director: Kenny Young)
  251. Reign Over Me (Director: Mike Binder)
  252. Remember The Daze (Director: Jess Manafort)
  253. Remnants (Director: George Hughes)
  254. Rendition (Director: Gavin Hood)
  255. Reno 911!: Miami (Director: Robert Ben Garant)
  256. Reservation Road: Terry George)
  257. Resident Evil: Extinction (Director: Russell Mulcahy)
  258. Ripple Effect (Director: Philippe Caland)
  259. Rise Of The Footsoldier (Director: Julian Gilbey)
  260. Rise: Blood Hunter (Director: Sebastian Gutierrez)
  261. Rockaway (Directors: Jeff Crook + Josh Crook)
  262. Rocket Science (Director: Jeffrey Blitz)
  263. Rogue (Director: Greg McLean)
  264. Roman de gare (Director: Claude Lelouch)
  265. Romulus, My Father (Director: Richard Roxburgh)
  266. Room 205 (Director: Martin Barnewitz)
  267. Run, Fatboy, Run (Director: David Schwimmer)
  268. Satanás (Director: Andrés Baiz)
  269. Saw IV (Director: Darren Lynn Bousman)
  270. Scar (Director: Jed Weintrob)
  271. Scorpion (Director: Julien Seri)
  272. Searchers 2.0 (Director: Alex Cox)
  273. September Dawn (Director: Christopher Cain)
  274. Sex + Breakfast (Director: Miles Brandman)
  275. Sex + Death 101 (Director: Daniel Waters)
  276. Shake Hands With The Devil (Director: Roger Spottiswoode)
  277. Shattered (Director: Mike Barker)
  278. Shelter (Director: Jonah Markowitz)
  279. Shoot ‘Em Up (Director: Michael Davis)
  280. Shoot On Sight (Director: Jag Mundhra)
  281. Shooter (Director: Antoine Fuqua)
  282. Showdown At Area 51 (Director: C. Roma)
  283. Silk (Director: François Girard)
  284. Sister’s Keeper (Director: Kent Faulcon)
  285. Skid Marks (Director: Karl Kozaz)
  286. Sleuth (Director: Kenneth Branagh)
  287. Slipstream (Director: Anthony Hopkins)
  288. Smiley Face (Director: Gregg Araki)
  289. Snow Angels (Director: David Gordon Green)
  290. South Of Pico (Director: Ernst Gossner)
  291. Speed Dating (Director: Tony Herbert)
  292. Speed Of Light (Director: Nick Peterson)
  293. Spiker (Director: Frank Zagarino)
  294. Spin (Director: Henry Pincus)
  295. Spin (Director: Dan Neira)
  296. Spinning Into Butter (Director: Mark Brokaw)
  297. Sportkill (Director: Craig McMahon)
  298. Spring 1941 (Director: Uri Barbash)
  299. Steel Toes (Directors: Mark Adam + David Gow)
  300. Steel Trap (Director: Luis Cámara)
  301. Stories USA (American Breakdown) (Directors: David Brooks, Paul Carafotes, M. Eastling, Tyrone Finch, Jeremy Hall, Gary Hawes + Erik MacArthur)
  302. Storm Warning (Director: Jamie Blanks)
  303. Strength + Honour (Director: Mark Mahon)
  304. Stuck (Director: Stuart Gordon)
  305. Sugarhouse (Director: Gary Love)
  306. Sukiyaki Western Django (Director: Takashi Miike)
  307. Sunshine (Director: Danny Boyle)
  308. Superbad (Director: Greg Mottola)
  309. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (Director: Tim Burton)
  310. T.K.O. (Director: Declan Mulvey)
  311. Take (Director: Charles Oliver)
  312. Talk To Me (Director: Kasi Lemmons)
  313. Teeth (Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein)
  314. Ten Inch Hero (Director: David Mackay)
  315. The Air I Breathe (Director: Jieho Lee)
  316. The American StreetFighterz Trilogy Street Godz of War II (Director: David Daze)
  317. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (Director: Andrew Dominik)
  318. The Babysitters (Director: David Ross)
  319. The Black Pimpernel (Directors: Åsa Faringer + Ulf Hultberg)
  320. The Book Of Noah (Director: Drew Smith)
  321. The Box (Director: A.J. Kparr)
  322. The Brave One (Director: Neil Jordan)
  323. The Bros. (Director: Jonathan Figg)
  324. The Brothers Solomon (Director: Bob Odenkirk)
  325. The Cake Eaters (Director: Mary Stuart Masterson)
  326. The Cellar Door (Director: Matt Zettell)
  327. The Chair (Director: Brett Sullivan)
  328. The Color Of Freedom (Director: Bille August)
  329. The Condemned (Director: Scott Wiper)
  330. The Counterfeiters (Director: Stefan Ruzowitzky)
  331. The Cry (Director: Bernadine Santistevan)
  332. The Darjeeling Limited (Director: Wes Anderson)
  333. The Dead Time (Director: Martin Philip Stevens)
  334. The Death + Life Of Bobby Z (Director: John Herzfeld)
  335. The Deaths Of Ian Stone (Director: Dario Piana)
  336. The Education Of Charlie Banks (Director: Fred Durst)
  337. The Evil Woods (Director: Aaron Harvey)
  338. The Ferryman (Director: Chris Graham)
  339. The Fifth Patient (Director: Amir Mann)
  340. The Final Curtain (Director: Jeff Burton)
  341. The Flock (Director: Wai-Keung Lau)
  342. The Gene Generation (Director: Pearry Reginald Teo)
  343. The Girl Next Door (Director: Gregory M. Wilson)
  344. The Girl In The Park (Director: David Auburn)
  345. The Go-Getter (Director: Martin Hynes)
  346. The Good Life (Director: Stephen Berra)
  347. The Good Night (Director: Jake Paltrow)
  348. The Grand (Director: Zak Penn)
  349. The Gray Man (Director: Scott L. Flynn)
  350. The Hammer (Director: Charles Herman-Wurmfeld)
  351. The Heartbreak Kid (Directors: Bobby Farrelly + Peter Farrelly)
  352. The Hills Have Eyes II (Director: Martin Weisz)
  353. The Hitcher (Director: Dave Meyers)
  354. The Hunting Party (Director: Richard Shepard)
  355. The Killing Floor (Director: Gideon Raff)
  356. The Killing Gene (Director: Tom Shankland)
  357. The Kingdom (Director: Peter Berg)
  358. The Kite Flyer (Director: Sean Russell)
  359. The Last Sentinel (Director: Jesse V. Johnson)
  360. The Legend Of God’s Gun (Director: Mike Bruce)
  361. The Life Before Her Eyes (Director: Vadim Perelman)
  362. The Lookout (Director: Scott Frank)
  363. The Mark Of Cain (Director: Marc Munden)
  364. The Mist (Director: Frank Darabont)
  365. The Nines (Director: John August)
  366. The Number 23 (Director: Joel Schumacher)
  367. The Orphanage (Director: J. A. Bayona)
  368. The Parallel (Director: Jack Piandaryan)
  369. The Passage (Director: Mark Heller)
  370. The Poet (Director: Damian Lee)
  371. The Poughkeepsie Tapes (Director: John Erick Dowdle)
  372. The Rage (Director: Robert Kurtzman)
  373. The Reaping (Director: Stephen Hopkins)
  374. THe Rebel (Director: Charlie Nguyen)
  375. The Savages (Director: Tamara Jenkins)
  376. The Secret (Director: Vincent Perez)
  377. The Secrets (Director: Avi Nesher)
  378. The Shadow Within (Director: Silvana Zancolò)
  379. The Signal (Directors: David Bruckner, Dan Bush + Jacob Gentry)
  380. The Stone Angel (Director: Kari Skogland)
  381. The Substitute (Director: Ole Bornedal)
  382. The Take (Director: Brad Furman)
  383. The Tattooist (Director: Peter Burger)
  384. The Ten (Director: David Wain)
  385. The Tracey Fragments (Director: Bruce McDonald)
  386. The Ungodly (The Perfect Witness) (Director: Thomas Dunn)
  387. The Walker (Director: Paul Schrader)
  388. The Warlords (Directors: Peter Ho-Sun Chan + Wai Man Yip)
  389. The Wizard Of Gore (Director: Jeremy Kasten)
  390. The Wrath (Director: Julian Higgins)
  391. The Zone (Director: Rodrigo Plá)
  392. Then She Found Me (Director: Helen Hunt)
  393. There Will Be Blood (Director: Paul Thomas Anderson)
  394. They Wait (Director: Ernie Barbarash)
  395. Things We Lost In The Fire (Director: Susanne Bier)
  396. This Town (Director: Nick Marnos)
  397. Three Can Play That Game (Director: Samad Davis)
  398. Timber Falls (Director: Tony Giglio)
  399. Timecrimes (Director: Nacho Vigalondo)
  400. Tooth + Nail (Director: Mark Young)
  401. Torture Room (Director: Jim O’Rear)
  402. Towelhead (Director: Alan Ball)
  403. Trade (Director: Marco Kreuzpaintner)
  404. Triangle (Directors: Ringo Lam, Johnnie To + Hark Tsui)
  405. Trick ‘r Treat (Director: Michael Dougherty)
  406. Turn The River (Director: Chris Eigeman)
  407. Two Tigers (Director: Sandro Cecca)
  408. Undead Of Alive: A Zombedy (Director: Glasgow Philips)
  409. Under The Same Moon (Director: Patricia Riggen)
  410. Unearthed (Director: Matthew Leutwyler)
  411. Unspeakable (Director: Marquette Williams)
  412. Until Death (Director: Simon Fellows)
  413. Vacancy (Director: Nimród Antal)
  414. Virgin Territory (Director: David Leland)
  415. Visual Purple (Director: Rick Kingerski)
  416. Viva (Director: Anna Biller)
  417. Vivere (Director: Angelina Maccarone)
  418. Voices (Director: Ki-hwan Oh)
  419. Walk All Over Me (Director: Robert Cuffley)
  420. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (Director: Jake Kasdan)
  421. War (Director: Philip G. Atwell)
  422. We Own The Night (Director: James Gray)
  423. Weirdsville (Director: Allan Moyle)
  424. What Love Is (Director: Mars Callahan)
  425. What We Do Is Secret (Director: Rodger Grossman)
  426. When A Man Falls (Director: Ryan Eslinger)
  427. Whisper (Director: Stewart Hendler)
  428. Who’s Your Monkey (Director: Todd Breau)
  429. Wind Chill (Director: Gregory Jacobs)
  430. World Wide Live (Director: Drew Stone)
  431. You Kill Me (Director: John Dahl)
  432. Youth Without You (Director: Francis Ford Coppola)
  433. Zodiac (Director: David Fincher)
NC-17
  1. 100 Tears (Director: Marcus Koch)
  2. Frontier(s) (Director: Xavier Gens)
  3. Lust, Caution (Director: Ang Lee)
  4. The Night Buffalo (Director: Jorge Hernandez Aldana)
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2017.06.07 22:11 purplegreendave A (far too long) Post on First Aid Kits

Hi /whitewater, I started writing a simple paragraph or two which has sat open and unposted on my laptop and then sort of... Spiralled out of control. I generally tried to be impartial with a few comments here and there, and would welcome any feedback or discussion you have to offer!
Spring flows are rising everywhere (even dipping already in some places) and I always think it's a good time to check over all your gear. Last place I want to be is halfway down a canyon before I realise someone's hurt themselves and my kit is useless because I used my last bandage on a camping trip earlier in the month.
So what does a Whitewater FA Kit entail?
  1. It needs to be portable & accessible
  2. It needs to be dry
  3. It should have everything you might reasonably need, without being overwhelming when you reach for & open it up.
1. Portability & Accessibility
This part is relatively straightforward, and can be tailored to your trip. If you're going on a multi day raft trip you might want a large, overstocked first aid kit in your sweep raft. Sometimes for Park and Play type afternoons leaving a kit and a key for the car is enough. In between those cases are the rivers we often run. In a large group, multiple first aid kits can be useful, however if everyone is paddling small riveplay type boats packing it all in can be bit harder. Compromise can be made here, with one paddler carrying a split paddle while another takes the FA kit etc. Most creek boats should have no trouble fitting a first aid kit in the stern.
When I teach a class with a lot of beginners, I will also keep a few extra bandaids in the pocket of my pfd. That way fingers caught between boats/boat and a paddle or nicked by a thorn don't need us getting of the water to fix up.
2. Keeping it Dry
Bandaids, medical tape, ibuprofen and more all have something in common: They're more useful dry. FA Kits are one of the few things where I prefer everything to be individually wrapped. Beyond that separating things into multiple ziploc bags can help keeping some moisture at bay, and compartmentalise everything in a useful manner (within reason).
FA kits come in many shapes, sizes and degrees of dryness. Common ones include:
  • Zippered bags.
  • Roll top dry bags. Most of us are familiar with these in some shape or form. They can come in a stiff, rubbery material or a lighter vinyl like one.
  • Food storage containers like Tupperware boxes or Nalgenes
  • Peli Cases
Zips are generally weak points for water tightness, however they're small and can fit in another dry storage. Generally a zippered bag to me screams I bought this kit (more on that later).
Rubberised dry bags are generally drier than vinyl but we all know that they're not perfect. Watersheds are dry but I find the openings small. Not enough of an issue to make it a bad choice but they're expensive as well.
Tupperware boxes are rigid and some can be pretty watertight. They don't necessarily stand up to the potential abuse WW FA kits can get though. I used to have one of these in a vinyl type dry bag, which when closed gave me a clip in point for my boat as well as some extra dryness. Nalgenes are nice and light and compact, however they have limited accessibility. Could be a good playboating kit
Peli Cases, provided they fit your boat, are the best in my opinion. They're fairly indestructible, watertight and their handles make great anchoring points. Probably the most expensive option but I've had 2 for years (one for FA Kit, one for a camera) and they look good as new.
3. Contents
Like I mentioned earlier, it needs to strike a balance between stocked and full of fluff. I'll break it down a little here:
3.1. Cleanliness/Hygiene
Latex gloves, cleaning wipes, saline, antibiotic cream.
Alcohol wipes sting like a motherfucker and really aren't for wound prep, rather cleaning medical equipment eg tweezers, shears etc. Iodine wipes are better for skin although "tincture of iodine" contains alcohol as well so that's going to sting too, look for "PVP-I" iodine wipes. Both have other emergency "uses" - alcohol can be a good firestarter and PVP-I is a good water purifier.
Nothing beats saline for a rinse. Saline usually has an expiry date - I've yet to hear a convincing foagainst argument regarding how important that is, however saline is the only practical eye wash option and I'd rather not take the risk with my eyeballs personally. Topical cream makes a nice finishing touch before dressing, however Neosporin does contain some ingredients with relatively high allergy rates. I don't personally carry it, I find physically cleaning the wound and then re-dressing it at home has always worked well enough for me.
3.2. Medical Equipment:
Shears, CPR Mask, Tweezers, Splints
Most of this is self explanatory. Don't cheap out on shears - this is one area where a lot of premade kits will cut corners. Your patient may not like it but sometimes cutting through their gear is necessary and you don't want to fight with a flimsy scissors at this point.
At the cost of space I'd recommend buying the bigger beefier CPR masks. Thankfully I've never needed to administer CPR to anyone but even practising is hard enough without getting someone else's body fluids in my mouth.
Tweezers are so small and light I don't see a point in omitting them. Splints on the other hand is preference. You can rig something together with sticks and tape but SAM splints are just so easy to use.
3.3. Dressings:
*Adhesive Bandages (Band-Aids), Bandages, Gauze, Burn Dressings, Medical Tape, Butterfly Strips
Band-aids are great for small cuts. Butterfly strips (Steri-Strips) are great for closing slightly longer cuts. Gauze prevents things sticking to wounds. Personally I prefer to just carry a few larger gauze pieces I can cut to size rather than a huge range of different pads. Cloth bandages and tape are fairly self explanatory I think - waterproof tape is ideal, a triangular cloth bandage makes a great sling.
3.4. Medications:
Ibuprofen, Aspirin, Benadryl, Epi-Pen
Maybe the most polarizing aspects. Ibuprofen works for pain, fever and as an anti inflammatory. Aspirin is given to people suffering from heart attack and Benadryl helps with smaller allergies. EpiPens are generally reserved for more serious allergies (anaphylaxis). Personally I think anyone who already carries an EpiPen daily should be responsible for having it on the river and informing their crew. I don't carry one (actually I currently have none of this).
3.5. Extra warming gear
Light & warm thermals, gloves, survival/bivvy bag, space blanket.
The last thing you want is your patient (or other members of your group who are just waiting) to get too cold. This is all stuff that's not really in my first aid kit, but I consider part of it. Fleece and wool are the best materials here as they can still keep you warm when wet.
** Ghetto substitutes**
So that's quite a lot of stuff to discuss, and to throw more spanners in the works it's worth mentioning another school of thought - the duct tape and superglue group.
Personally I don't mind carrying my kit with me, however there are those who do who will always argue there's nothing that can't be solved/improvised with the above two items. I do see the arguments but I feel I can deal with a problem quickemore efficiently with the dedicated gear. I carry duct tape as part of my repair kit (maybe another post some day), so maybe adding superglue really wouldn't be a big deal. One thing to note is that superglue seals germs in as well as it seals them out so cleaning is just as, if not more, important here.
TL;DR: There's no TL;DR either read it or don't!
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2017.01.30 01:01 Guboj In the current season, every team has had at least 11 10-game stretches where they are 7-3 or worse, except for the GSW. They have none.

My source is the NBA gamelogs. I downloaded the info into excel and made a simple analysis, but it seemed pretty remarkable to me and wanted to share it with you.
So far this season, only 2 teams have had a 10-0 run or better, the Houston Rockets, which achieved it on December 17 (the San Antonio Spurs broke the streak on Dec 20 @ the Toyota Center 102-100), and the GSW that went 10-0 on November 25 and extended the streak into 12-0 on November 28. It was precisely the Rockets the ones that ended their streak by winning 132-127 in double overtime @ the Oracle Arena on Dec 1st.
OTOH, the only team with an 0-10 or worse record is the Brooklyn Nets, who went 0-10 on January 15 and extended it into 0-11 on Jan 17. They broke the streak on Jan 20 by winning 143-114 against the Pelis in New Orleans.
Here is the complete list of teams and their 10 game stretches since the beginning of the year until Saturday Jan 28:
TEAM 7-3 or worse 8-2 or better Total 10 game stretches
GSW 38 38
SAS 11 26 37
HOU 18 23 41
CLE 20 16 36
ATL 28 10 38
TOR 29 9 38
LAC 30 9 39
BOS 33 5 38
WAS 34 3 37
PHI 34 2 36
UTA 36 4 40
DAL 37 37
IND 37 37
DEN 37 37
NOP 38 38
SAC 38 38
OKC 38 38
MIN 38 38
PHX 38 38
DET 38 38
MIL 38 38
BKN 38 38
MEM 39 1 40
NYK 39 39
POR 39 39
CHI 39 39
MIA 39 39
CHA 39 39
ORL 39 39
LAL 41 41
Edit: Brief clarification on dates.
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2016.10.05 04:18 MassaF1Ferrari [Event] The Fisher and the Splinter

On the blood disease
With the known infected cases reaching 4 people, many research universities have been searching for cures. The disease is hypothesized to be a retrovirus similar to HIV due to the targeting of white blood cells but closer inspection indicates that neutrophils are being targeted. This is worrisome as many diseases are more prone to entering the blood stream thus demonstrating the blood-to-blood contact spread. The Federation has allocated 25 million euros out of the research budget in a variety of grants that can be proposed. Estimated diagnosis of the disease is 1 month and a vaccine is estimated at 2 years (due to the high intellect of the EF citizens and continuous investment in education, this vaccination completion date is perhaps too early, however, time will tell).
Currently, hospitals and other healthcare areas are encouraged to function as normal and blood donations are to continue as well. Areas affected with this virus will have its residents of workers forbidden from donating blood, however. Media broadcasts are heavily educating the populace on true prevention of this disease and the unnecessity of panic of this disease. We encourage the countries which have halted flights to Paris to reconsider as these very countries have many more deadly diseases that are widespread yet the Federation continues to allow flights to go there.
On the Political Parties
With the Federation growing eversomore, the parties have slightly changed as well. Here are the new dominant federal parties:
On the AET
The AET is a terrorist organistion who is getting massive amounts of funding and weapons from an unknown source. Along with the help from our Gran Colombian allies, the EF will send special investigators to determine where these terrorists are getting their sources and eliminate them. Much like how the EF handled the Breton terrorists, these AET scum will be halted and put to justice. Murder is never the answer especially when they are murdering in the name of violent ideals. [Secret ->] The sources of the AET will be found within 2 months and will be cut off entirely. Anyone remotely involved in activity with the AET will be put to justice and the AET leadership will have the death penalty as an option of a sentence after court trials. If the members of the AET are not EF citizens, they will be deported and if they are EF citizens, they will be imprisoned for at least 10 years of public service and have their voting rights revoked. Terrorism is not to be tolerated. also, the EF terror unit, after undergoing much training [M/] I did a couple of posts improve the efficiency [/M] will halt all future terrorist attacks. Terrorism against the Ef is not uncommon but success attacks are rare beyond belief due to the EF having one of the world's finest anti-terror special units.
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2015.10.28 15:02 tod_orderson The Art of Fallout 4

Release Date: 22nd of December
Page Count: 368
30 page preview plus foreword from Lead Artist Istvan Pely:
https://bethesda.net/#en/events/game/the-art-of-fallout-4/2015/10/28/41
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2015.03.17 01:33 RipperM Dreadit Movie Discussion Schedule

Your nominations are in, and so far we have 20 discussions lined up. To keep the sidepanel from getting out of hand, we'll be posting 10 at a time in the schedule. I'm going to set up AutoMod to post and sticky them on the scheduled dates.
I hope to keep this as an ongoing thing so keep nominating films on the thread here, and I'll keep adding them to the schedule.
After the first couple are in the bag, we'll see if any changes need to be made on the time frame of each discussion or other details. As always, suggestions are more than welcome.

/HORROR Movie Discussions

Title Year Director Discussion Date
Poltergeist 1982 Tobe Hooper 17 March
The Devil's Rejects 2005 Rob Zombie 19 March
Pontypool 2008 Bruce McDonald 21 March
Re-Animator 1985 Stuart Gordon 23 March
Braindead 1992 Peter Jackson 24 March
Let The Right One In 2008 Tomas Alfredson 25 March
Funny Games 2007 Michael Haneke 26 March
Dagon 2001 Stuart Gordon 27 March
Nosferatu 1922 F.W. Murnau 28 March
Halloween: Resurrection 2002 Rick Rosenthal 29 March
Final Destination 2000 James Wong 30 March
The Thing 1982 John Carpenter 31 March
Wolf Creek 2005 Greg Mclean 1 April
Pit and the Pendulum 1991 Stuart Gordon 2 April
Paranormal Activity 2007 Oren Peli 3 April
Possession 1981 Andrzej Zulawski 4 April
Kill List 2011 Ben Wheatley 5 April
Martin 1977 George Romero 6 April
Videodrome 1983 David Cronenberg 7 April
The Babadook 2014 Jennifer Kent 8 April
The Thing 2011 Eric Heisserer 9 April
Hausu 1977 Nobuhiko Ôbayashi 10 April
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer 1986 John McNaughton 11 April
Shivers 1975 David Cronenberg 12 April
Wrong Turn 2003 Rob Schmidt 13 April
Saw IV 2007 Darren Lynn Bousman 14 April
Ravenous 1999 Antonia Bird 15 April
Fright Night 1985 Tom Holland 16 April
Psycho 1960 Alfred Hitchcock 17 April
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